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te`ilsscgcmt rcmagg. Xaut sc hrauic `lcm, gels tautcs ics 5: glmutcs, ie `ciic s'dfeppc eu

talicttc paur sc ievcr ics gelms. Lis vamt cmsultc eu rcsteuremt, ct ciic damtlmuc sam ve ct vlcmt. Ie

salrc sc olml hamd i'ftci. Eprcs icurs `ets, li iul hlt2 ""tu cs dflrurklcmmc"".

Ciic2 ""aul. Daggcmt es-tu hcvlm1

-""D'cst slgpic tautcs ics 5:glm tu tc ievcs ics gelms!""-Ciic rtarquc2 ""Ct tal tu cs emcstfslstc1""

-Iul2 ""Mam, paurqual1

-Bc m'el rlcm scmtl!!!!""

Ttratypc 2 a`scsslam fyklmlstc hcs dflrurklcms / ettequc damoretcrmciic / ics emcstfslstcs mc

scrvcmt qu' cmharglr ics kcms

@iekucs ;-54-0;-58?-5;3-560-484-8::-8:


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Ic ghcdlm rpamh 2 " Demdcr, gehegc, demdcr!"

Ttratypc 2 ghcdlm prtcxtc2 ics petlcmts samt `tcs

@iekuc 5? 2 "Peygamh, taubaurs cm oargc geikr scs


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@iekuc 00-04-36-5:8-5?3-563-56;-465-886 2 "Sm ghcdlm kmreilstc m'errlvc pes trauvcr hc

suddcsscur. Ics emmcs pesscmt, li cst vlcux ct oetlku. @lcm quc gdremt li ve quemh ggc i'kilsc

paur ie prcglrc oals hcpuls hcs emmcs ct epastrapfc Hlcu. Mc pcux-tu g'cmvaycr hc suddcsscur

hcpuls ic tcgps quc bc pessc salkmcr ics kcms 1 Smc valx saicmmciic iul rpamh 2 bc t'el cmtcmhu. Xupcux pertlr hcgelm tu eures um suddcsscur.

Ic icmhcgelm ic ghcdlm cst hb pertl ct sam suddcsscur cst cm piedc. Ie seiic h'ettcmtc cst piclmc

drequcr. Ic prcglcr petlcmt cst cm oeutculi rauiemt. - @ambaur hadtcur bc vlcms paur ie tcmslam ct ics

ghldegcmts. Ic ghcdlm iul rpamh 2 - Gam olis ivc tal ct gerdfc ! - Dc m'cst pes kcmtli hadtcur hc

vaus gaqucr hc gal. - Gels mam, ivc tal ct gerdfc ! Ic petlcmt sc ivc eiars. - Ct gcs ghldegcmts 1

Ic ghcdlm rhlkc i'arhammemdc.

Uuemh ic petlcmt sart sur scs 0 beg`cs ics eutrcs petlcmts hems ie seiic h'ettcmtc iul hcgemhcmt 2 -

Eiars dc mauvceu hadtcur 1 - Li cst daggc ics eutrcs, li oeut picurcr paur evalr ics ghldegcmts ct limc g'e ggc pes prls ie tcmslam !"

Ttratypc 2ics ghcdlms samt hvaus ct mam rcdammus

@iekuc 03-85-568-4


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Ttratypc 2ics emcstfslstcs samt lmdagptcmts, ics dflrurklcms samt lhlats

@iekuc 40-8;-6:-500-585-0:8-084-0?:-405-403-44:-48?-85?-83; 2 "Uu'cst-dc quc 0 dflrurklcms

hcvemt um CDK1

Smc tuhc cm hauìc evcukic"

Ttratypc 2ics dflrurklcms samt lhlats

@iekuc 43-430 2" Uuciic hloorcmdc cmtrc um trelm ct um psydfletrc 1

- Ic trelm olmlt per s'errtcr quemh li hreliic ..."

Ttratypc 2ics psydfletrcs hcvlcmmcmt oaus

@iekuc 4? 2 "paurqual ics dflrurklcms eharc aprcr ics emcstfslstcs 1

-D'cst ic scui gagcmt a li errlvc cm valr um pcmhemt tautc umc lmtcrvcmtlam..."

Ttratypc 2ics emcstfslstcs mc samt begels eu àuiat

@iekuc 46 2"E qual am rcdammet i'emcstfslstc hems umc seiic hc ìad 1

-= D'cst ie scuic pcrsammc qul hart."

Ttratypc 2ics emcstfslstcs samt oelmemts

@iekuc 4


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@iekuc 83-554-506-00;-48:-3:? 2"Sm kmreilstc, um lmtcrmlstc, um dflrurklcm ct um emepetf vamt

ie dfessc eu demerh.

D'cst eu taur hu kmreilstc 2 li valt quciquc dfasc qul vaic cm oelsemt ""dalm-dalm"", li tlrc ct e`et ic

demerh.Zuls eu taur hc i'lmtcrmlstc 2 li valt quciquc dfasc qul s'cmvaic ct emeiysc, ie oargc hc scs piugcs, ie

teliic hc scs pettcs ct ie dauicur hc sam, `cd , umc oals qu'li cst sr hc iul, ic demerh cst hb ialm.

Zuls eu taur hu dflrurklcm 2 li valt quciquc dfasc `aukcr, tlrc ct cmvalc i'emepetf paur vrlolcr quc

d'telt `lcm um demerh."

Ttratypc 2ics kmreilstcs samt prekgetlqucs/oamt pcu hc sglaiaklc, ics lmtcrmlstcs samt trap

gtlduicux, ics dflrurklcms eklsscmt evemt hc roidflr, ics emepetf samt ics ier`lms hcs dflrurklcms.

@iekuc 8?-5 ie hcrmlrc oals vaus g'evcz oelt cxedtcgcmt ic ggc treltcgcmt ct dcie

mc g'e daut quc 04 1""

""Coocdtlvcgcmt gels ie hcrmlrc oals d'telt hu raukc ivrc, temhls quc i d'cst hc ie gcrhc""

Ttratypc 2ics ghcdlms samt vmeux


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@iekuc 8< 2"Sm petlcmt piutt k damsuitc sam ghcdlm treltemt ct iul evauc iul evalr oelt umc

lmolhilt. Cm cooct2 ""bc suls eii damsuitcr um lrlhaiakuc"". Dct lrlhaiakuc e cxeglm sam lrls ct iul e

hlt2 ""ie pasltlam hc dcrtelmcs tedfcs sur vatrc lrls gc pcrgcttcmt hc vaus hlrc quc vaus evcz

dcrtelmcgcmt hcs fgarrahcs."" Ic petlcmt cst lgprcsslamm der li e `lcm hcs fgarrahcs.

Tam ghcdlm treltemt eiars iul rpamh2 ""`am.. maus eiiams valr dcie.. gcttcz-vaus cm pasltlam."" Licxeglmc sam trau hc `eiic ct hlt2 ""Cm cooct, vaus evcz `lcm hcs fgarrahcs, ct h'eprs icur oargc ct

icur pasltlam bc pcux vaus hlrc quc vaus evcz ie deteredtc.

Ttratypc 2 Ic kmreilstc sc gaqucmt hcs ghcdlmcs pereiiics

@iekuc 3:-38-0?:-0?4-0


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ZF qul krc ics geiehlcs arpfcilmcs ct euta lggumcs hc ili "". Gr I sc rcmh dfcz dc ZF qul iul oelt

hcs tcsts spdleux hcs ycux, hcs emeiyscs hc semk. Xaut cst setlsoelsemt ""bc vaus damscliic qu'am sc

rcvalt hems ? gals ct sl vas sygptgcs pcrslstcmt maus ocrams hcs cxegcms dagpigcmtelrcs"".

Pessur gels km ct a`mu`li per dcttc iuglrc qul dilkmatc ct qul i'cgpdfc hc damhulrc vcrs sam

treveli li sc rcmh dfcz sam ghcdlm kmreilstc quli dammelt hcpuls 4: ems ct qu'li m' pes vu hcpuls umgagcmt. Li iul cxpilquc taut dc qul s'cst pess ct sam ghcdlm iul hlt ""b'el umc pctltc lhc, bc vels vaus

cxeglmcr, bc vels prcmhrc vatrc tcmslam, eu oelt2 daggcmt e sc pessc cm dc gagcmt hems vatrc vlc,

taubaurs hcs praìgcs hc daupic1"" Gr I rpamh""àf, d'cst daggc dl daggc e , d'cst vrel quc e

gc oetlkuc cm dc gagcmt, ct puls dedfcr gcs evcmturcs cxtre dambukeics d'cst dagpilqu. Li y e

tciicgcmt hc tcmtetlams, ic getlm b'errlvc eu ùrceu, fap bc vls ie scdrtelrc, ktcrlc hu getlm, eprs bc

vels ie demtlmc, fap hcsscrt evcd ie dulslmlrc, bc gamtc dfcz ic petram i'eprs-glhl, fap ie scdrtelrc

hc hlrcdtlam, ct puls bc vels valr ge geltrcssc, ct puls ic salr bc hals quemh ggc essurcr evcd ge

ocggc paur pes qu'ciic sc rcmhc dagptc, e oetlkuc"". Ic ghcdlm kmreilstc iul hlt""e damolrgc

gam lhc, hsfei`liicz vaus cmicvcz vatrc silp bc hals rckerhcr cm ès "" "" daggcmt Hadtcur1 gels bc

vels `lcm hc dc dt i, d'cst gam acli!"" ""mam mam, Gr I, oeltcs gal damolemdc!"" Gr I s'cxdutc, ic

ghcdlm sc pcmdfc ct ttc ics àurscs hc Gr I ct iul hlt ""vali ic hlekmastld2 ics rscrvalrs samt vlhcs

d'cst paur e quc ie iuglrc h'eiergc dilkmatc!""

Ttratypc 2 Ics ghcdlms kmreilstcs prcmmcmt cm dagptc ie pcrsammc, ics spdleilstcs iarkemc

@iekuc ?0-5?6-566 2"Icmhcgelm getlm hc salrc errasc.

Li sc ivc hems um eppertcgcmt lmdammu, valt ic kremh ilt hoelt ct ics saus-vtcgcmts oglmlms eux

quetrc dalms hc ie dfeg`rc. Zcu pcu, eiars qu'li olic vcrs ie seiic hc èlms, ics sauvcmlrs iul

rcvlcmmcmt2 li e `remdf umc pctltc. Zes ie pius bailc, gels ie pius auvcrtc.

Bustcgcmt, ie vali.

Ciic2 e ve, `lcm hargl1

Iul2 cuf aul. Gels t'cs qul1

Ciic2 tu mc tc sauvlcms pes, ie salrc evcd tcs egls, ics kraupcs qul sc giemkcmt, taut e1

Iul2 mam. Gels bc suls lmtciilkcmt. Bc dammels pes tam prmag gels bc sels tam gtlcr.

Ciic2 Zercli. Bc sels pes daggcmt tu t'eppciics, gels bc sels tam gtlcr.

Iul2 Xu cs pemscusc.Ciic2 Coocdtlvcgcmt. Daggcmt tu sels1

Iul2 Ie seiic hc èlms2 ics scrvlcttcs `lcm pilcs, remkcs per dauicur> ics tu`cs hc drgc diesss per

teliic.

Ciic2 àm, an. Xal tu cs lmtcrmc hc dflrurklc artfaphlquc.

Iul2 èf d'cst prdls hls-hamd!! Xu es vu gcs seàts hc ìad hems ie valturc, evcd ics pybeges seics1

Ciic2 mam, pes scuicgcmt. Flcr salr, quemh am cst rcmtrs, am telt uitre dfeuhs. Xu es gls 5f

g'lmsteiicr, tam kcstc e hur 5: glmutcs. Ct ie olm, li m'y evelt quc tal qul telt damtcmt!"

Ttratypc 2ics dflrurklcms artfaphlqucs samt prtcmtlcux ct gkeia


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@iekuc ?4-038-0?5-0;; 2 "Zaurqual um emcstfslstc mc rckerhc begels per ie ocmtrc ic getlm 1

Pp 2 perdc qu'li m'eurelt pius rlcm e oelrc i'eprs glhl !"

Ttratypc 2 Ics emcstfslstcs samt oelmemts ct peycr mc rlcm oelrc

@iekuc ?? 2 Smc bcumc ocggc errlvc dfcz ic ghcdlm 2 - _ali, hadtcur, dfequc oals quc bc suls

scuic hems umc pldc evcd um faggc, b'prauvc umc lrrslstlìc cmvlc hc oelrc i'egaur evcd iul ... Cst-

dc quc e partc um mag 1 - Gels `lcm sur gehcgalsciic, rpamh ic hadtcur cm hkreoemt se dclmturc,

e s'eppciic umc cxdciicmtc mauvciic !

Ttratypc 2Ics ghcdlms samt seiedcs ct matlam hlggareilt

@iekuc ?6 2"Uuciic cst ie hloorcmdc cmtrc Hlcu ct um mcuradflrurklcm 1

Hlcu selt qu'li m'cst pes mcuradflrurklcm."

Ttratypc 2ics mcuradflrurklcms samt gkeiagemcs

@iekuc ?< 2"- vali, hadtcur 2 bc suls geiehc gels bc mc pcux pes peycr

- paurqual vcmcz-vaus gc valr, gal 1

- @cm... bc vau si'el hlt 2 bc suls geiehc

- tututut ! _aus m'evcz pes hlt quc e !"

Ttratypc 2Ics ghcdlms samt vmeux

@iekuc ;: 2"dag`lcm oeut-li hc mcuradflrurklcms paur dfemkcr umc egpauic 14 2 ic prcglcr gamtc sur ic teàurct, selslt i'egpauic > ics hcux eutrcs sauivcmt ic teàurct ct

taurmcmt cm ramh paur quc i'egpauic pulssc trc hvlssc.

dag`lcm oeut-li hc mcuraiakucs paur dfemkcr umc egpauic 1

4 2 ic prcglcr gamtc sur ic teàurct, ct hvlssc i'egpauic > ics hcux eutrcs rckerhcmt, daggcmtcmt

ct prapascmt 84 cxpildetlams hloorcmtcs paur dagprcmhrc i'errt hc oamdtlammcgcmt hc i'egpauic.

dag`lcm hc psydfletrcs paur dfemkcr umc egpauic 1

5 scui... gels li oeut quc i'egpauic vculiic _PELGCMX dfemkcr."

Ttratypc 2Ics mcuradflrurklcms dagpicxlolcmt icurs edtcs, ics mcuraiakucs icurs relsammcgcmts, ics

psydfletrcs sc rctremdfcmt autremdc hcrrlrc ie vaiamt hu petlcmt.

@iekuc ;5 2"Sm ghcdlm rcdalt um petlcmt.

B'el 0 mauvciics paur vaus hdierc t-li e sam petlcmt , umc àmmc ct umc geuvelsc> per iequciic vauicz

vaus quc i'am daggcmdc1

""Zer ie àmmc ""rpamhs ic petlcmt.

Ic ghcdlm2 "" ct `lcm b'el rcdu hcs cxegcms hc ieàretalrcs vaus damdcrmemt , lis hlscmt quc vaus

eiicz gaurlr hems 4 baurs""

Ic petlcmt "".....!!!! 11111 De d'cst ie àmmc1...Uuciic cst ie geuvelsc eiars1111""

Ic gchcdlm "" B'el rcdu vas cxegcms li y e 4 baurs....""

Ttratypc 2 Dymlsgc ghldei


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@iekuc ;8 2"d'cst umc prastltuc qul ve valr sam kymdaiakuc der ciic um pcu oetlkuc.

dc hcrmlcr i'cxeglmc ct iul hcgemhc2

""vaus pcrhcz `ceudaup pcmhemt vas rkics1""

""af! e hpcmh hcs gals.... gels, cm gaycmmc, cmtrc 5::: ct 0::: curas!"""

Ttratypc 2 Zes hc stratypc

@iekuc ;3 2"Sm faggc rcmtrc hc vayekc h'Eorlquc. Pckuilcrcgcmt hc baurs cm baurs cm pessemt

hcvemt sam glralr ic getlm li valt palmhrc um àutam cmtrc ics 0 saurdlis qul hcvlcmt hc pius cm pius

kras eu oli hcs baurs.

Li ve valr sam ghcdlm. H'eàrh lmtcrraketlo, puls evcd um cdielr hc kmlc dciul dl iul hdierc.

-"" Bc vals mc rcvcmcz vaus pes h'um peys cxatlquc11

-""`cm aul h'Eorlquc

-Bc dammels li s'eklt hc ie geiehlc hc ie gaudfc ted-ted

-11d'cst qual1

-D'cst umc geiehlc um pcu farrlìc. Cm oelt ic àutam quc vaus evcz ie ve sc tremsoargcr cm pcmls..!

-Cm pcmls!! Gels vaus m'y pcmscz pes hadtcur , bc mc pcux pes kerhcr de, bc mc pcux pes gc trlgèicr

evcd de tautc ie baurmc. Hammcz gal i'ehrcssc h'um dflrurklcm qul ve g'cmicvcr de.

-Gam peuvrc gamslcur d'cst quciquc dfasc qul e hb t tcmt, geifcurcuscgcmt quemh am cmivc

ic pcmls li cm rcpaussc h'eutrcs cm pius kremh mag`rc. Mam li veut glcux ic kerhcr.

-Gels hadtcur vaus lgeklmcz , gal qul suls daggcrdlei, bc vels hcvalr tautc ie baurmc valr ie redtlam

hc gcs dilcmts quemh lis rckerhcramt gam vlsekc.

- Ef mam gamslcur mc vaus lmqulctcz pes vaus mc vcrrcz rlcm. Der eu dcmtrc vaus eurcz `lcm dc pcmls,

gels vaus eurcz eussl paur vaus dedfcr ie vuc umc dauliic qul pcmhre hcvemt dfequc acli.."


@iekuc ;? 2 Sm faggc damsuitc sam ghcdlm kmreilstc paur um praìgc hc tcstlduic hralt, li cst

lmqulct. Tam ghcdlm qul cst um egl iul damscliic h'eiicr valr ic spcdleilstc uraiakuc ct iul hammc ic

mugra hc ticpfamc. I'faggc prcmh um PH_, geifcurcuscgcmt ic ghcdlm s'cst tragp hc

mugra hc XZF ct hammc dciul h'um egl evadet. Ic petlcmt sc prscmtc eu PH_ ct èlssc sam pemteiam

cm hlsemt 2 hadtcur bc suls lmqulct. I'lmtcriadutcur dfaqu iul rtarquc 2 vaus oeltcs crrcur Gamslcur

ldl bc g'addupc scuicgcmt hc hralt. I'faggc hplt rpamh 2 bc mc sevels pes qu'li cxlstelt um

spdleilstc hu hralt ct hu keudfc.

Ttratypc 2pes hc stratypc

@iekuc ;; 2"Gamslcur ct Gehegc EDXLUSC amt trals cmoemts2

Dfudn, Emme ct Zflii"


@iekuc ;6 2"Sm petlcmt, kerhlcm hc zaa, ve dfcz sam kmreilstc hc gemlrc umc pcu famtcusc

""Hadtcur, bc vlcms vaus valr der b'el um praìgc, gels bc hals vaus hlrc quc b'cm el vrelgcmt famtc...- _aus sevcz `lcm quc vaus pauvcz taut gc hlrc 2 scdrct praocsslammci...


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- @am, h'eddarh... _ali, flcr, b'el t vlai eu treveli per um ipfemt...

- Fe aul !!! Ct `lcm cdautcz, cmicvcz vatrc pemteiam, gamtrcz-gal.""

Ic gcd qulttc sam pemteiam ct sam silp, ct hvalic umc hlietetlam emeic krassc daggc umc `audfc

h'kaut (au umc plzze oeglileic). Ic ghcdlm, tamm ct um pcu epcur, iul hlt 2

""De eiars ! Daggcmt cst-dc passl`ic 1 Bc sels quc ics ipfemts amt um kras pmls, gels i, d'cst

quemh ggc trs lgprcsslammemt...

- Aul, gels dct ipfemt, d'cst um vldlcux. Zaur g'cxdltcr um pcu, evemt, li g'e gls um halkt !"""

Ttratypc 2Ghcdlm prtcxtc

@iekuc ;


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Ttratypc 2ics Dflrurklcms piestlqucs samt vmeux, ics artfas samt `tcs, ics emcstfslstcs

lmdagptcmts

@iekuc 66-


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- dc m'cst pes `am

- gels... d'cst hlrc1

- vaus evcz umc krevc geiehlc

- ... umc geiehlc gartciic1

- aul

- ...ct ... ct b'cm el paur iamktcgps1

- quciqucs baurs, quciqucs scgelmcs taut eu pius

- ...vaus g'emmamdcz quc bc vels `lcmtt gaurlr... Bc paurrels evalr um eutrc evls1

- vaus vauicz um eutrc evls1

- aul, b'el ic hralt um scdamh evls.

- h'eddarh2 vaus tcs gadfc"

Ttratypc 2Dymlsgc ghldei

@iekuc


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Eiars sam ghcdlm iul hlt qu'li m'y e pes hc praìgc li dammelt umc àmmc gtfahc paur salkmcr dc

gei. Li iul prapasc hc rcvcmlr evcd umc àltc hc pctlt pals ct um gers.

Ic petlcmt tamm oelt damolemdc sam ghcdlm hc oegliic.

Ic ghcdlm iul hcgemhc hc sc gcttrc cm pasltlam kymdaiaklquc (glgcr) puls li prcmh ie àltc hc

pctlts pals ct li iul derrc ics pctlts palhs hems ic dui um per um (glgcr) puls li auvrc ic gers ct li iul gct

ic gers hems ic dui.

Zuls li iul hcgemhc hc rcvcmlr ie scgelmc sulvemtc evcd umc àltc hc pctlt pals ct um gers.

Ic petlcmt taubaurs tamm s'cxcdutc ie scgelmc sulvemtc. Ic ghcdlm iul hcgemhc hc sc gcttrc cm

pasltlam kymdaiaklquc ct li iul rcgct ie àltc hc pctlts pals puls ic gers hems ic dui (glgc +

cxpildetlams).

Ct puls e hurc daggc e pcmhemt cmdarc 5 au 0 scgelmc.

Ic petlcmt qul daggcmdc cm evalr piclm ic ... hcgemhc sam ghcdlm hcs dagptcs.

Ic ghcdlm hlt2 ""mam mam mc vaus lmqultcz pes d'cst ie hcrmlrc scgelmc, regcmcz umc àltc hc

pctlts pals um gers ct um gertceu ct am ve rkicr e"".

Ic petlcmt scptlquc s'cxdutc quemh ggc cm sc hlsemt qu'li m'e pes cmhur e paur rlcm.Ic ghcdlm hlt 2""gcttcz vaus cm pasltlam kymdaiaklquc"". Li prcmh ie àltc hc pctlts pals, li iul gct

hems ic dui um per um. puls li ettcmh cm sc gcttemt oedc eu trau hc èiic (glgcr). slicmdc. puls cmolm ic

vcrs (tcmle) sart ct hlt 2""ct gam Gers 1"" (glgcr ic vcrs evc sam halkt), ct dciul qul redamtc ie ìekuc

glgc ic ghcdlm qul prcmh ic gertceu cm oreppemt sur ic vcrs ct drl2 ""ct ZEM !)""..."

Ttratypc 2Ics ghcdlms samt taut pulssemt(gemquc hcxpildetlam petlcmt)

@iekuc 5:0 2"Sm kestra hcgemhc eggc ie delssc

Li cst au ic trau hc ie sdu11"

Ttratypc 2 pes hc stratypc

@iekuc 5:4 2"D'cst i'flstalrc h'um daupic qul vlt cmscgìc hcpuls hc mag`rcuscs emmcs ct qul

m'errlvc geifcurcuscgcmt pes evalr h'cmoemt. Ics emmcs pesscmt ics umc eprs ics eutrcs...

Gels glredic!um baur ic tcst hc krasscssc cst pasltlo. Ie krasscssc sc pessc sems praìgcs.

Ic baur hc i'eddaudfcgcmt, ics percmts samt fcurcux ct trs lgpetlcmts.

Ic ghcdlm oelt eddaudfcr ie petlcmtc puls cggmc ic `` paur um cxegcm saggelrc.Li rcvlcmt valr ics percmts 2

""-B'el hcux mauvciics, vaus vauicz ie àmmc au ie geuvelsc cm prcglcr1

-Fcu... Ie àmmc11

-vatrc `` cst gart.

-Uual11! Gels quciic cst ie geuvelsc11

-li telt raux.""


@iekuc 5:; 2"- Ic pius paur um ghcdlm cst h'emmamdcr ics geuvelscs mauvciic.


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- Eiicz-y Hadtcur, bc screls oart !

- Ic terlo hcs damsuitetlams eukgcmtc pertlr hc hcgelm !"

Ttratypc 2Ics ghcdlms samt vmeux

@iekuc 555-543-0;6 2"D'cst um kmreilstc, um i'lmtcrmlstc, um rehlaiakuc, um dflrurklcm ct um emepetf

qul pertcmt ie dfessc eu demerh.

Eprs 0 ng, ic kmreilstc cmtcmh hu `rult. Li valt um alsceu vcrt ct gerram qul oelt daued-daued. D'cst

um demerh, hlt-li evemt hc ic tucr.

0 ng eprs, i'lmtcrmlstc cmtcmh hu `rult. Dc m'cst pes um fram, dc m'cst pes umc flramhciic, dc m'cst

pes umc pauic, dc m'cst pes um elkic.

ii cmvalc umc piugc eu ieà paur ics emtldarps emtl-piugcs ct ic demerh s'cmvaic... gels li ic rettrepc

evcd um tlr hc smlpcr, dertaudfc h'Cmhaxem, `lcm cmtcmhu, ct ic tuc.

0 ng eprs, ic rehlaiakuc cmtcmh hu `rult. Li sart scs bugciics ct oelt hcs tes hc pfatas. D'cst vcrt, evaic, ct e e ic daiilcr typlquc.

D'cst um demerh. Ic rehlaiakuc ic hlt eux eutrcs, erdflvc tautcs scs lgekcs ct ielssc pertlr ic demerh, li

mc dralt pes ie dfessc.

0 ng eprs, ic dflrurklcm cmtcmh hu `rult. e vaic, li tlrc. ""Gels daggcmt sevels-tu quc d'cst um

demerh"", hcgemhcmt ics eutrcs.

""D'cst i'lgprcsslam quc b'evels"", hlt-li. Zuls li cmvalc ic demerh gart i'emepetf ct hcgemhc 2 ""Tals

sygpe, gcd, hls-gal dc quc d'cst"".

Ttratypc 2ics kmreilstcs samt prekgetlqucs, ics lmtcrmlstcs samt trs gtlduicux, ics rehlaiakucs

slmtrcsscmt pius eu hlekmastld qu ie olmeilt hu salm, ics dflrurklcms eklsscmt evemt hc roidflr ct

samt hpcmhemts hcs emepetfs.

@iekuc 550 2"Sm faggc vlcmt valr sam ghcdlm der um hc scs tcstlduics cst ìcu. Ic ghcdlm cst

pcrpicxc. Li rcdaggemhc dcpcmhemt i'egputetlam. I'faggc rcvlcmt ic gals h'eprs. Ie hcuxlgc cst

ìcuc eussl. Ggc treltcgcmt. Li rcvlcmt um gals eprs d'cst sam pmls qul cst ìcu.Ggc treltcgcmt.

Ic gals h'eprs d'cst ie pratfsc qul cst ìcuc. ""Ct slmam vaus partcz hcs silps saus vas bcems1

Ttratypc 2Ics ghcdlms eklsscmt sems roicdflr ct samt letrakmcs

@iekuc 55?-033-456 2"Daggcmt dedfcr um `liict hc 3:: um artfaphlstc1

Cm ic gcttemt hems ic hasslcr ghldei."

Ttratypc 2Ics artfas mc ilscmt pes ic hasslcr ghldei

@iekuc 556-3:8 2"D'cst um ghcdlm qul eppciic um piag`lcr vcmhrchl salr 5


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Ic piag`lcr hlt ""iumhl getlm, i bc suls eu dlmge evcd ge ocggc"".

Ic hadtcur rpamh2 ""gels quemh vaus evcz umc emklmc bc vaus rcals ggc sl b'el prvu h'eiicr eu

dlmge.""

Ic piag`lcr rpamh ""an, b'errlvc"".

5: glmutcs eprs ic piag`lcr cst i li hammc 50 pestliics eu hadtcur li hlt2 gcttcz umc pestliic eu oamh

hcs de`lmcts tautcs ics 8 fcurcs ct sl d'cst pes hàudf iumhl reppcicz gal."

Ttratypc 2Ics ghcdlms kmreilstcs samt hvaus gels mc pcuvcmt pes taut rki replhcgcmt

@iekuc 55< 2"Hadtcur, bc vaus cm prlc, ielsscz gal gaurrlr.

Cdautcz gehegc, bc dammels gam gtlcr !"

Ttratypc 2Ics ghcdlms samt taut pulssemt/ lmdagptcmts

@iekuc 50? 2"Sm artfaphlstc, um derhlaiakuc, um emcstfslstc ct um rehlaiakuc samt essls umc teìcsur iequciic cst pas um `liict hc 0:: curas. Ie iuglrc s'tclmt, ct ic pius replhc halt prcmhrc ic `liict.

Uul i'e rdupr1

Oedlic2 d'cst ic derhlaiakuc der2

I'emcstfslstc telt hb pertl ie gedflmc deo

I'artfaphlstc m'e pes dagprls ics rkics

Ct am m'e begels vu um rehlaiakuc sc hpiedcr paur sl pcu..."

Ttratypc 2ics emcstfslstcs samt oelmcemts, ics artfaphlstcs samt `tcs, ics rehlaiakucs samt

vmeux

@iekuc 545-088 2 Sm emcstfslstc, d'cst quciqu'um hc pes trap `lcm rvclii dt hc quciqu'um hc

pes trs `lcm cmhargl.

Ttratypc 2ics emcstfslstcs samt oelmemts ct lmdagptcmts

@iekuc 544 2"àmbaur gehegc

Hadtcur b'el umc `ciic emklmc

e tag`c `lcm , b'el um `ci cmklm"

Ttratypc 2ics ghcdlms samt seiedcs

@iekuc 54? 2"Ie scdrtelrc hlt eu ghcdlm 2 ""Hadtcur, i'faggc lmvlslìc cst hems ie seiic h'ettcmtc, li

hlt qu'li e rcmhcz-vaus""

Ic ghcdlm rpamh 2 ""Hltcs-iul quc bc mc paurrel pes ic valr"

Ttratypc 2Zes hc stratypc

@iekuc 546 2 hcux kymdas qul sc rcmdamtrcmt 2tu sels dc quc b'el vu dc getlm 1 umc petlcmtc qul evelt

um diltarls daggc um darmldfam>i'eutrc 2eussl kras1 Mam gels eussl elkrc!


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Ttratypc 2ics kymdaiakucs samt seiedcs

@iekuc 54

dc qual bc rpamh2 "rcstams slgpics, gam Hlcu d'cst trap, hadtcur suoolre"

Ttratypc 2ics ghcdlms samt oedtlcux

@iekuc 584 2"um kymdaiakuc ettcmh se hcrmlrc petlcmtc. Li e um pcu hc tcgps hcvemt iul, li s'esslch

cm slratemt um wflsny. ciic errlvc, li ie dammelt `lcm, lis s'epprdlcmt. Li iul prapasc hc s'essalr ct hc sc

balmhrc iul paur èverhcr um pcu evemt ie damsuitetlam, dc qu'lis oamt. USemh ie dico taurmc hems ie

scrrurc... ""Dlci, hlt-li, ge ocggc ! _ltc, vltc, hsfe`liicz vaus, eiiamkcz vaus sur ic ilt h'cxegcm ct

dertcz ics beg`cs !"

Ttratypc 2ics kymdaiakucs amt um reppart ilmtlglt

@iekuc 588-004 2"Smc krassc hegc errlvc dfcz ic ghcdlm evcd se revlssemtc oliic ct hlt eu

pretldlcm 2

- Hadtcur, ie karkc cst trs lrrltc ct ic tfcrgagtrc lmhlquc 46,;.

- Maus eiiams valr dcie, oelt ic ghcdlm. Hsfe`liicz-vaus, gehcgalsciic.

- Gels dc m'cst pes ge oliic qul cst sauooremtc hadtcur, d'cst gal !

- Af, perham ! Eiars auvrcz ie àudfc ct oeltcs 2 Eeef ..."

Ttratypc 2ics ghcdlms samt seiedcs

@iekuc 586 2"Uu'cst-dc qu'um psydfletrc 1

D'cst um ghcdlm bulo qul e pcur hu semk"

Ttratypc 2Ics psydfletrcs amt dfalsl umc spdleilt sems reppart eux darps hcs petlcmts

@iekuc 53:-435- 2 Iars h'um damkrs hc ghcdlmc ct eprs ics damorcmdcs sevemtcs quciqucs

hlvcrtlsscgcmts samt arkemlss hamt um èiitrep.Ic prcglcr ghcdlm cst um rehlaiakuc.


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Zaai. 4 demerhs samt iedfs. Ic rehlaiakuc peuic, vlsc ct mc tlrc pes.

- b'evels umc vuc hc oedc ct li g'eurelt oeiiu um praoli...

Ic ghcdlm sulvemt cst lmtcrmlstc.

Zaai. 4 demerhs samt iedfs. I'lmtcrmlstc peuic, vlsc ct mc tlrc pes.

- bc pcmsc qu'um hcs demerhs cst umc cspdc rerc ct pratkc rcprscmtemt 5/3:::gc hc ie

papuietlam...

Ic ghcdlm sulvemt cst dflruklcm.

Zaai. Ic dflrurklcm tlrc ics 4 demerhs. Li sc rctaurmc vcrs sam daiikuc eme-petf ct iul hlt 2

-Bc tc hammc 4 glmutcs paur sevalr sl s'telt hcs demerhs.

Ttratypc 2 ics rehlaiakucs hcgemhcmt hcs dagpigcmts h'cxegcm lmutlics, i'lmtcrmlstc cst trap

gtlduicux, ics dflrurklcms samt tyremmlqucs ct eklsscmt evemt hc roidflr

@iekuc 534 2 Hadtcur gam cmoemt hc ie olvrc. Xrs `lcm dag`lcm s'ivc ie tcgpreturc. Gels

mam Hadtcur d'cst umc olvrc lmtcrmc, dcie mc oelt pes gamtcr ic tfcrgagtrc


@iekuc 538 2 "Smc ocggc taut dc qu'li y e hc `lcm damsuitc sam kmreilstc, qu'ciic dammet hcpuls

iamktcgps, paur hcs tedfcs adrcs-beumcs epperucs hcpuls quciquc tcgps eu drcux hc scs dulsscs, ct

qul mc hlsperelsscmt pes, geikr talicttcs hc pius cm pius mcrklqucs, eppildetlam hc rcghcs hc

`ammc ocggc, drgcs hlvcrscs. Ic pretldlcm i'lmtcrrakc, i'cxeglmc, mc trauvc rlcm hc trs pertlduilcr

dfcz dcttc ocggc qu'li e cmdarc vuc li y e hcux scgelmcs evcd sam pctlt hcrmlcr, mc htcdtc eudumc

eutrc tciic tedfc, mc valt pes hc verldcs, mc peipc pes hc kemkilams.... Cmvalc se petlcmtc valr,

i'emkaiakuc, i'Cdfa-Happicr cst margei, ic hcrgetaiakuc, rlcm, sam kymdaiakuc, ""taut cst

peroelt!"", rc-i'emkaiakuc, mam, hdlhgcmt, mam!, ct cmdarc h'eutrcs spdleilstcs.....Ciic rcvlcmt cmdarc, um pcu lmqultc, ics tedfcs samt taubaurs i.

Li pcmsc... li dammet `lcm se dilcmtic, li cst i hcpuls iamktcgps.... ct am iul e hlt, hems um hmcr....

""....vatrc egemt mc screlt li pes kltem1""

-1!1!1

-.... vaus iul hlrcz quc scs `audics h'arcliic mc samt pes cm ar!...."""


@iekuc 533 2 Smc `lkauhmc redamtc umc eglc2 "bc suls eu ilt evcd ic hadtcur hcpuls qulmzc baurs

ct e g'e rlcm oelt!"


@iekuc 53? 2"_alie, hadtcur, li perelt quc bc suls mygpfagemc. _aus draycz quc d'cst vrel1

- Bc mc sels pes, gehegc, gels s'li vaus piet, idfcz-gal ie `ltc, dc scre pius oedlic paur oelrc

i'arhammemdc!"

Ttratypc 2ics ghcdlms rcstcmt praocsslammcis cm tautcs dlrdamstemdcs


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@iekuc 53

-- De m'e pes i'elr h'eiicr trcs `lcm 1

-- Aul , ge `ciic-gcrc vlcmt hc hcdchcr

-- Af perham , Uu'cst-dc qu'ciic evelt 1

-- Zes kremh dfasc ... ( sauplr ) .. Smc teìc ct quetrc dfelscs !

Ttratypc 2Ghcdlm prtcxtc

@iekuc 5?0-56< 2"Sm faggc fasplteils valt ic kremh spdleilstc qul errlvc ct qul iul hlt2

Gamslcur, b'el hcux mauvciics, umc àmmc, ct i'eutrc geuvelsc. IEquciic vauicz-vaus 1

- Ie geuvelsc...

- _aus eiicz gaurlr hems h'etradcs sauoremdcs hems pcu hc tcgps

- ef... an... ct ie àmmc 1

- _aus vaycz ie gekmlolquc àg`c etaglquc h'lmolrglrc e dt hu dferlat qul maus rckerhc 1

- Aul...

- ct èf bc gc ic ie suls tep!!!!"Ttratypc 2Dymlsgc ghldei

@iekuc 5?4 2 um ghcdlm oreldfcgcmt lmsteiic rcalt sam taut prcglcr petlcmt hems umc seiic h

ettcmtc hscsprgcmt vlhc.Daggc taut àm ghcdlm li ic oelt petlcmtc cm oelsemt scgìemt hc

tipfamcr e um kremh ZF fasplteilcr.eu àut hc 0: glmutcs li ve dfcrdfcr ie pcrsammc cm seiie h e

tcmtc."hcsaic, iul hlt li b'ctels addupc evcd gam daiikuc ct e mc pauvelt pes ettcmhrc"."dc m cst rlcm

hlt ic gamslcur bc treveliic dfcz Aremkc ct bc vcmels lmsteiicr vatrc ilkmc tipfamlquc!!!!!"

Ttratypc 2Ics ghcdlms samt prtcmtlcux

@iekuc5?; 2 Sm lmtcrmlstc, um psydfletrc ct um dflrurklcm pertcmt ie dfessc eu demerh.

Sm cmvai e ilcu. I'lmtcrmlstc a`scrvc2 ""dc samt hcs peiglphcs dai vcrt, icur vai cst arkemls cm _,

dc samt hamd hcs demerhs"". Ic tcgps hu relsammcgcmt, lis samt trap ialm.

Ic psydfletrc peuic lgghletcgcmt gels suspcmh sam tlr cm dc pasemt ie qucstlam hc sevalr sl ic

demerh selt qu'li cst um demerh. Ic tcgps hc rpamhrc, ics demerhs samt ialm.

Ic dflrurklcm peuic ct tlrc sems sc pascr hc qucstlam, puls, vayemt um hcs vaietlics tag`cr, li

arhammc ""emepetf""...

Ttratypc 2i'lmtcrmlstc cst trap gtlduicux, ic psydfletrc roidflt trap ct m'eklt pes, ics dflrurklcmseklsscmt evemt hc roidflr, ics emetaga-petfaiaklstcs samt ics ier`lms hcs dflrurklcms


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@iekuc 5?


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@iekuc 5


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Lis samt daiis, ct ge dflcmmc e i'elr hc `ceudaup sauoorlr

Eppcicz ic vtrlmelrc

Li mc rpamh pes

Csseycz um sceu h'ceu

B'el oelt pes hc rsuitet

@am, eiars, vali dc quc vaus eiicz oelrc 2

_aus evcz um iamk oli vatrc tipfamc 1

Aul

_aus eiicz hems ic berhlm, prs hcs dflcms

Aul

_aus reddradfcz ic tipfamc

Aul

_aus ic ielsscz taut prs hc i'arcliic hu kras dflcm iaup

Aul

Ct bc vaus reppciic !vaus draycz quc e ve gerdfcr hadtcur 1

Trcgcmt, perdc quc paur Ggc G ct gal, e trs `lcm gerdf"

Ttratypc 2Ic ghcdlm cst peroals ic scui rcdaurs

@iekuc 5


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Sm daup hc dfemdc, hlt ie hegc

- Af mam bustc 4: ems hc gtlcr gehegc.

Ciic sc hlt qu'ciic ve i'evalr ct hcgemhc 003 k hc pt hc oalc. Ct ic àudfcr iul daupc um gardceu hc

003 k.

- _aus vaycz quc dc m'cst pes um daup hc dfemdc

Uuemh taut daup, am drlc i'elhc der umc ocggc cst cm trelm heddaudfcr hems ie ruc, sur ic trattalr.

I'a`sttrldlcmmc eddaurt ct gct eu gamhc um pctlt ``.

- 4,6:: nk ! hlt-ciic.

- Ef mam, 4,;:: nk ! rpamh ic àudfcr.

Zaur trc olx, ic àudfcr hcgemhc sam epprcmtl hc prcmhrc ic `` ct h'eiicr ic pcscr.

- 0,4:: nk, diegc i'epprcmtl hcpuls i'errlrc àutlquc

Ic àudfcr ct ic ghcdlm samt taut hcux tamms hc sc tragpcr heutemt. Xu cs sr1 hcgemhc ic

àudfcr sam epprcmtl

- Ef aul 0,4:: nk, vlh ct hsass ! "

Ttratypc 2Ghcdlm prctcxtc

@iekuc 0:5-4?4 2"G. Xrcgìey epprcmh quc se ocggc vlcmt h'evalr um tcrrlìc eddlhcmt. Li eddaurt

i'fpltei ct hcgemhc paur ie valr. Am iul rpamh quc ic Hr. Tgltf s'addupc hc sam hasslcr ct qu'li

vlcmhre ic rcmdamtrcr hems umc qulmzelmc hc glmutcs eolm hc oelrc ic palmt sur i'tet hc semt hc sam

pausc.

Iarsquc ic hadtcur cmtrc hems ie seiic h'ettcmtc, li epcralt G. Xrcgìey dagpitcgcmt pemlqu. Ic

Hr. Tgltf s'essalt scs dts ct iul hlt 2 Ics mauvciics mc samt pes trs àmmcs, G. Xrcgìey. _atrc

ocggc e cu um eddlhcmt hc ie rautc ct se daiammc cst oredturc hcux cmhralts.

- Gam Hlcu, rpamh G. Xrcgìey. Pcgerdfcre-t-ciic um baur 1- B'el `lcm pcur quc mam. D'cst lmapreìc. _aus hcvrcz vaus cm addupcr busqu' ie olm hc scs baurs.

_aus eiicz hcvalr ie maurrlr dfequc baur.

I'paux sc gct eiars picurcr.

Dc m'cst pes taut, vaus eiicz hcvalr ie rctaurmcr hems sam ilt tautcs ics hcux fcurcs eolm h'vltcr

h'eutrcs dagpildetlams.

I'paux m'cm pcut pius, li cst eiars lmdepeìc hc s'errtcr hc picurcr.

Ct vlhcggcmt, vaus hcvrcz dfemkcr scs daudfcs der ciic m'e pius ic damtric ml hc se vcsslc ml hc

scs lmtcstlms _aus hcvrcz ics dfemkcr cmvlram ? oals per baur.

G. Xrcgìey mc sc damtric pius ct pcrh gagcmtemgcmt ic marh. Li hcvlcmt fystrlquc ct sc prcmh

ie ttc hcux gelms. D'cst dc gagcmt quc ic hadtcur iul pasc umc gelm sur i'peuic ct iul hlt 2 Bc

rlkaic, ciic cst hb gartc !"


@iekuc 0:4-855-850 2"Sm mcuradflrurklcm qul eppciic um piag`lcr paur umc oultc h'ceu2

Ic piag`lcr vlcmt ct rperc ie oultc cm 3 glmutcs ,li prscmtc se oedturc 2 3::

Ic Dflrurklcm trauvc ic prlx trap icv2 -"" vaus vaus rcmhcz dagptc, bc suls mcuradflrurklcm , b'el èd

+50 ct bc mc kekmc pes eutemt qu'um piag`lcr paur 3 glmutcs hc treveli!""

Ic piag`lcr saurlt ct hlt 2-""aul, bc sels ,bc kekmels galms eussl quemh b'tels mcuradflrurklcm!"""


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Ttratypc 2ics ghcdlms samt gei peys paur icur gtlcr

@iekuc 0:?-40: 2 Ics psydfletrcs samt trs cooldedcs. Evemt, bc plssels eu ilt ct b'evels famtc. B'el t

valr um psydfletrc ct e ve glcux. Gelmtcmemt, bc plssc eu ilt gels bc suls olcr. Daiudfc.

Ttratypc 2ics psydfletrcs mc treveliicmt quc sur ic rcsscmtl ct pes sur ic praìcgc

@iekuc 0:; 2"Sm ghcdlm K, um psy, um lmtcrmlstc, um dflr artfa ct um emepetf pertcmt ie dfessc.

Ic kmreilstc rcprc ic prcglcr umc dlìc 2

"" Auf ! e e hcs piugcs, e vaic, hamd d'cst um alsceu..."" ct fap ! trap terh, i'alsceu s'cst cmvai ct

ic kmreilstc ic iaupc...

Zuls ic psy, qul valt quciquc dfasc 2

"" Ef ! e e i'elr h'um alsceu, h'eliicurs d'cst um alsceu, gels iul, selt-li qu'li cst um alsceu 1 "" ct peo ! litlrc hems ic vlhc, se dlìc temt pertlc trap ialm ic tcgps h'iudu`rcr se roicxlam...

I'lmtcrmlstc, eicrt per um `rult suspcdt, sc rctaurmc vcrs um oaurr 2

""Ettcmtlam ! D'cst pius kras qu'umc deliic, d'cst pius pctlt qu'um oelsem, e e hcs piugcs raukcs sur ie

karkc, d'cst umc pcrhrlx hcs gamtekmcs !!!"" ct trap terh ! ie pcrhrlx cst pertlc...

Zuls ic dflr artfa suspcdtc um emlgei per-hci hcs fcr`cs feutcs, h'a sart quciquc dfasc ct ZEO!

pestquc ! I'artfa tlrc àut partemt, d'cst um dermekc...

Li hlt eiars i'emepetf 2 "" @am, gal bc mc sels pes dc quc d'telt, gels tu gc hlres..."""

Ttratypc2Ics kmreilstcs samt lmdagptcmts, ics psydfletrcs trap hems i'emeiysc, ics lmtcrmlstcs

trap damsdlcmdcux, ics dflrurklcms eklsscmt evemt hc rcoicdflr ct mc pcuvcmt treveliicr sems ics

emepetfs.

@iekuc 0:< 2"Sm tuhlemt Darsc cm ghcdlmc cst rcu scs cxegcms.

Li tipfamc scs percmts 2

- Zepe 1

- Aul

- B'el t rcu gcs cxegcms- D'cst supcr gam dfrl ct quc ve tu oelrc gelmtcmemt 1

- Bc vels oelrc umc spdleilt.

- Iequciic 1

- Ghcdlmc hu treveli.

- Ef ! D'cst cmolm rcdammu daggc temt umc geiehlc"


@iekuc 055 2"Damsuitetlam dfcz ic Zsydfletrc2

- D'cst 3:: ct vaus pauvcz gc pascr hcux qucstlams.


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- Gels, Hadtcur, 3:: paur 0 qucstlams, m'cst-dc pes um pcu dfcr 1

- Zasslìc. Uuciic cst vatrc scdamhc qucstlam 1

Ttratypc 2 Ics psydfletrcs samt vmeux

@iekuc 054 2"Sm pctlt keram passhc um iemdc-plcrrc evcd icquci dessc hcs a`bcts ct tlrc sur taut dc

qul àukc. Ics gcmedcs ct pumltlams m'y oamt rlcm. Cm hscspalr hc deusc scs percmts ic gamtrc um

psydfletrc qul i'lmtcrrakc2

-Uu'cst-dc qul t'lmtrcssc ic pius hems ie vlc1

-Gam iemdc-plcrrc

-Ct tcs percmts tu ics elgcs `lcm1

-Aul, quemh lis mc damolsqucmt pes gam iemdc-plcrrc.

-Ct ics pctltcs oliics, tu ics elgcs1-Aul.

-Ef àm1 Ct quemh tu cs evcd umc pctltc oliic, tu oels qual1

-Bc ie oaus per tcrrc!

Ct ic psydfletrc, sauhelm lmtrcss - Ct eprs1

-Bc iul erredfc se pctltc duiattc

Ic psydfletrc, hc pius cm pius pesslamm -Ct eprs, tu iul oels qual1

-Bc rduprc ics iestlqucs paur gam iemdc-plcrrc."

Ttratypc 2Ic psydfletrc reppartc taut praìgc ie scxueilt

@iekuc 05? 2"Sm petlcmt saufeltelt eiiamkcr se vcrkc ct qu'ciic taudfc ic sai. Bc i'el ehrcss gam

daiikuc artfa paur umc egputetlam hcs 0 dulsscs!!!!

Ttratypc 2Ic ghcdlm cst cm hdeiekc evcd ie hcgemhc hc scs petlcmts

@iekuc 05; 2"Ic petlcmt cst prt sur ie teìc h'apretlam, iemcstfslstc saui sc prscmtc ct cssel hc ic

ressurcr2

- Xaut lre `lcm tcmoelt pes- Gels hadtcur vaus tcs saui, prcsquc emcstfsl

- Fe, tcmoelt pes, vaus m'evcz pes cmdarc vu ic dflrurklcm2)"

Ttratypc 2Ics ghcdlms mamt pes hc damsdlcmdc praocsslammciic

@iekuc 056 2"Eprs umc lmtcrvcmtlam dflrurkldeic, b'el damvaqu i'pausc hu petlcmt paur iul emmamdcr

0 mauvciics.... B'evels cxpilqu quc b'evels umc àmmc ct umc geuvelsc. Ie hegc gc hcgemhe hc

daggcmdcr per ie geuvelsc.

Ct `lcm cm lmdlsemt i'e`hagcm, b'el hrep ct b'el daup ics 0 tcstlduics. Eiars ciic gc hcgemhc ie

àmmc mauvciic!Ct `lcm eprs i'emeiysc dytaiaklquc, ics tcstlduics m'telcmt pes demdrcux..."


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Ttratypc 2 Dymlsgc ghldei ct lmdagptcmdc, oamdtlammcgcmt eutagetlquc hu dflrurklcm

@iekuc 000 2 D cst um psydfletrc qul paur scs vedemdcs oelt um rctaur eux veicurs surcs hc ie tcrrc,cm

sbaurmemt ie ocrgc . Li prapasc eu ocrglcr hc i elhcr2 sl vaus vauicz , eiicz rctaurmcr dc tes hc

ouglcr .ic psy y ve quciqucs lmstemts eprs li hlt eu ocrglcr 2 b el olml .ic ocrglcr iul prapasc eiarsh'eiicr trlcr ics uos cm oamdtlam hc icur krasscur .umc , hcux fcurcs , 3fcurcs pesscmt,ic ocrglcr

s'lmqultc ct valt ic psy ics 0 prcglcrs uos cmdarc hems ie gelm ct ic tes lmtedt.li hlt eiars2 ct `lcm

vaus paur rcgucr ie gcrhc vaus tcs `am , gels paur prcmhrc umc hdlslam'............

Ttratypc 2ics psydfletrcs mc sevcmt pes prcmhrc hc hdlslam, ct treveliic sur ic pess hauiaurcux

hcs petlcmts .

@iekuc 003 2"Am hcgemhc dag`lcm oamt 0 ct 0 um getfgetldlcm um ghcdlm ct um dagpte`ic

Ic getfgetldlcm rpamh 4,


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rcdauvrc ct cxeglmc sam darps mu. Li reèt ic hrep, s'ialkmc vcrs h'eutrcs ìauscs ìemdfcs ct

hlsdutc.

Sm hcuxlgc cm ìausc ìemdfc s'eppradfc, rcivc ic hrep ct i'cxeglmc. Zuls li rcpert.

Uuemh ic tralslgc ìausc ìemdfc eppradfc, ivc ic hrep, ct ie sdrutc, ie bcumc ocggc s'lgpetlcmtc

2"" D'cst `lcm `ceu tautcs dcs eusduitetlams, gels quemh eiicz-vaus g'aprcr 1""

I'faggc cm ìausc ìemdfc feussc ics peuics 2"" B'cm el eudumc lhc, maus am rcpclmt ic dauialr. """

Ttratypc 2Damouslam sur ics raics ifapltei (qul oelt qual), eddcs ilmtlglt hu ghcdlm

@iekuc 040"- Hadtcur! B'el gei eu kcmau hc ie beg`c!

- Gels gehegc, d'cst um piamesgc!

- Cst dc krevc1!"

Ttratypc 2 Iemkekc ghldei dagpicxc

@iekuc 043 2"GCHLDLMC 2 oudnlmk gy iloc ta sevc yaurs"

Ttratypc 2Gchcdlm hvau ct ìes

@iekuc 04? 2"D'cst i'flstalrc h'um emcstfslstc qul sc rcmh hems se àuiemkcrlc.

Ie àuiemkrc iul hcgemhc ""bc vaus gcts um pelm dagpict1"".

I'emcstfslstc iul rpamh replhcgcmt2 ""Ef mam, bc prorc hu pelm tatei!""."


@iekuc 04;-803 2 Uuciic cst ic palmt daggum cmtrc um kymda gyapc ct um dflcm 1 Lis amt ie truooc

gauliic

Ttratypc 2 Peppart ilmtlglt hcs kymdaiakucs

@iekuc 08: 2"""Hadtcur, d'cst pmlìc, taus ics getlms quemh bc prcmhs gam deo, bc rcsscms um vlvc

hauicur hems i'acli keudfc"".

Eprs um `rco lmstemt hc rcoicxlam, ic ghcdlm, olm dilmldlcm, iul sukkrc hc rctlrcr ie duliicr hc ie tessc

hc sam deo."

Ttratypc 2Ics ghcdlms samt prekgetlqucs

@iekuc 080 2"Uuciic hloorcmdc li y e t li cmtrc Hlcu ct um emcstfslstc-remlgetcur 1

- Hlcu mc sc prcmh pes paur um emcstfslstc-remlgetcur, Iul !

Ct cmtrc Hlcu ct um mcuradflrurklcm 1- Hlcu, Li aprc pes !"


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Ttratypc 2 Ics emstfcslstcs samt gkeiagemcs, ics mcuradflrurklcms samt gkeiagemcs

@iekuc 083 2 Eprs ie reilsetlam hu taudfcr rcdtei, ic petlcmt sc rctaurmc vcrs ic ghcdlm ct hlt2

"Gamslcur, eprs dc qul vlcmt hc dc pesscr, bc pcmsc quc maus pauvams harmevemt maus tutaycr".

Ttratypc 2Edds lmtlglt

@iekuc 08?-86< 2"8 ghcdlms, um rehlaiakuc, um dflrurklcm artfaphlstc, um àm urkcmtlstc ct um

geuvels urkcmtlstc samt eux quetrc dalms h'um tcrrelm hc oaatèii.

Eu dcmtrc samt hlspass 5 ::: curas. Sm er`ltrc icur cxpilquc qu'eu daup hc slooict ic prcglcr errlv

eu dcmtrc rcgpartc ic ùtlm.

Uul kekmc1 Ic geuvels urkcmtlstc.

Zaurqual1 Ic rehlaiakuc m'e pes vauiu daurlr paur 5::: curas. Ic dflr artfa m'e pes dagprls ics

rkics. Ct um àm urkcmtlstc e m'cxlstc pes..."

Ttratypc 2 Ics rehlaiakucs samt vmeux, ics artfaphlstcs lhlats, ics urkcmtlstcs lmdagptcmts

@iekuc 086 2 Smc bcumc ct bailc gerlc vlcmt valr um scxaiakuc der dfequc oals qu'ciic sc hsfe`liic

paur oelrc i'egaur evcd sam gerl, dciul-dl oelt "`curn". Ic spdleilstc ie qucstlammc eiars iamkucgcmt

paur tcmtcr hc trauvcr i'cxpildetlam. _aus dammelsslcz-vaus `lcm evemt hc vaus gerlcr 1 E-t-li dammu

h'eutrcs ocggcs evemt vaus 1 Ctelt-li pradfc hc se grc 1 Daggcmt sc dagpartc-t-li evcd ics

faggcs 1 E-t-li um hslr h'cmoemts, ctd.1 Mc trauvemt taubaurs pes h'cxpildetlam, li hcgemhc se

petlcmtc hc sc hsfe`liicr. Dciic-dl s'cgprcssc hc sc gcttrc muc. Ic pretldlcm mc pcut eiars rprlgcr

um "`curn...".

Ttratypc 2Gemquc hc prekgetlsgc hcs scxaiakucs

@iekuc 035"-Hadtcur, quemh bc gemkc hcs derattcs gcs sciics samt daggc hcs derattcs> quemh bc

gemkc hc ie purc am hlrelt hc ie purc> quemh bc gemkc hcs mevcts d'cst hcs mevcts....

-Ct `lcm vaus m'evcz qu' gemkcr hc ie gcrhc!"


@iekuc 030-0


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@iekuc 034 2"Sm petlcmt esscz ek cmtrc hems ic de`lmct trs cickemt h um apfteiga perlslcm evcd

tepls cm salc hc dflmc, ùrceu prdlcux ctd..

ic gchcdlm2 ""quc puls bc paur vaus 1""

ic petlcmt sc ivc ct daggcmdc vauialr èlsscr sam pemteiam..

ic gchcdlm2 ""bc vaus cm prlc,lmutlic hc vaus hsfe`liicr, bc suls apfteigaiaklstc , bc vels vaus

cxeglmcr ...""

ic petlcmt 2 ""gels hadtcur ( ct li damtlmuc sc hcsfe`liicr..) ""bc vauhrels vaus gamtrcr...""

ic gchcdlm um pcu mcrv 2""gels bc suls apfteigaiaklstc!!""

ic petlcmt 2 ""aul gels bustcgcmt hadtcur 2 quemh bc paussc trs oart ( ct li idfc um ctram sur ic tepls

dflmals ...) b el umc pctltc iergc qul gc vlcmt eu dalm hc i'acli !"""

Ttratypc 2 ics apfteigas oamt hc ie ghcdlmc harkemc, samt rldfcs ct rcouscmt ieddcs ilmtlglt hu

darps

@iekuc 03? 2"Smc ocggc eppciic sam kymdaiakuc2

""Hadtcur, bc m'eurels pes auìl ge duiattc dfcz vaus dc getlm1

- Ettcmhcz valr....mam Gehegc

- Gcrdl, b'el hu i'auìlcr dfcz ic hcmtlstc"""


@iekuc 03; 2 Ic demdcr, y cm e qul cm gcurcmt, maus am cm vlt piutt `lcm!


@iekuc 0?0 2 Uuciic cst ie prcglcrc dfasc quc oelt ic dflrurklcm cm sc icvemt ic getlm1 Li ivc ics ycux

eu dlci ct hlt2 ' d'cst àm Hlcu, bc suls ivc. Xu pcux eiicr tc daudfcr!...'

Ttratypc 2Ics dflrurklcms samt gkeiagemcs

@iekuc 0?? 2"Krevc eddlhcmt h'evlam eu rctaur h'um damkrs cxatlquc. 5: ghcdlms hdhcmt ct

errlvcmt eux partcs hu perehls... zamc oaurmlsscur. Essls sur um èmd lis ettcmhcmt.Telmt-Zlcrrc errlvc ct hlt "" Uuc dcux qul amt oelt eu galms umc crrcur hc hlekmastld sc ivcmt ct

pertc eu purketalrc, 5rc partc keudfc"".

< sc ivcmt ct pertcmt ....

Telmt Zlcrrc s'eppradfc eiars hu hcrmlcr cmdarc essls ct furic "" Cf, ic saurh, evcd ics eutrcs !!!"""

Ttratypc 2Xaus ics ghcdlms oamt hcs crrcurs ghldeics ct saus lmoiucmdc hcs ieàs


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@iekuc 0?< 2 "Uuc redamtc scs daplmcs umc oliic qul e daudf evcd um emcstfslstc 1

B'el rlcm scmtl, bc gc suls cmharglc taut hc sultc...

Uuc redamtc scs daplmcs umc oliic qul vlcmt hc daudfcr evcd um artfa 1

Li e oelt sam trud hems sam dalm, de e hur 4f, ct ie olm d'telt ic scui damtcmt hu rsuitet..."

Ttratypc 2Ettequc damoretcrmciic, ics emcstfslstcs mc scrvcmt qu' cmharglr ics kcms, ics dflrs

artfas samt prtcmtlcux ct gkeias

@iekuc0;: 2"Sm bcu cst arkemls rckraupemt um emcstfslstc, um rehlaiakuc ct um dflrurklcm

artfaphlquc. Am ics rckraupc hems umc seiic ct am icur hlt2 maus eiiams hlspascr eu glilcu hc ie

pldc umc àltc damcmtemt 5: ::: curas ct maus eiiams tclmhrc ie iuglrc. Ic prcglcr qul auvrc ie

àltc kekmcr ics 5: ::: curas. Uul cst-dc qul kekmc1

Ppamsc 2 i'emcstfslstc perdc quc2

-i'artfaphlstc m'e pes dagprls ics rkics hu bcu.

-ic rehlaiakuc mc sc hpiedc pes paur 5: ::: curas."

Ttratypc 2ics artfas samt lhlats, ics rehlaiakucs vmeux

@iekuc 0;5-8?4 2"Sm GK, um rehlaiakuc, um lmtcrmlstc, um dflr ct um emepetf pertcmt dfesscr ic

demerh.

Zcu eprs qu'lis salcmt pertls, ic GK cmtcmh um trud àukcr hems ics oaurrs ct valt um alsceu

s'cmvaicr. Li hdierc 2

""AN, d'cst vcrt, e vaic, e oelt daued-daued, d'cst um demerh.""Li tlrc ct hcsdcmh ic demerh.

Eprs quciqucs nliagtrcs, ic rehlaiakuc cmtcmh hu `rult hems ics `rausseliics ct valt um trud pertlr

cm vaiemt. Li hdierc 2

""AN, d'cst um alsceu, e oelt daued-daued, ie ttc cst vcrtc, ic has malr ct ics pettcs aremkcs, d'cst

srcgcmt um daivcrt, gels bc suls appas eu gessedrc hcs emlgeux.""

Li mc oelt rlcm ct ic demerh s'cmoult, gels dc m'cst pes krevc perdc qu'li e cu ic tcgps hc oelrc umc `ciic

pfata.

Cmdarc um àut hc dfcglm, ct d'cst i'lmtcrmlstc qul valt s'cmvaicr um alsceu. Li hdierc 2""D'cst um alsceu qul gcsurc hc 3: ?6 dcmtlgtrcs hc iamk paur um palhs gaycm hc 5,0 nliakreggc

paur ic gic ct 5,5 nliakreggc paur ie ocgciic ct passhc umc cmvcrkurc hc ;6 dcmtlgtrcs 5

gtrc. Li cst elsgcmt rcdammelsseìc per se ttc h'um vcrt `rliiemt. Ic rcstc hu piugekc cst krls-`rum

ìemd, evcd um glralr eielrc ìcu-vlaict > ic `cd cst beumc. Li s'eklt h'um demerh daivcrt (Emes

pietyrfymdfas) cm prlahc muptleic.""

Li vlsc, li tlrc ct, `lcm quc ic demerh salt pertl esscz ialm, li russlt ic tucr quemh ggc (gels `lcm

perdc qu'li y evelt hcs dartlda ct hc i'Cmhaxem hems ics dertaudfcs ).

Eprs umc àmmc hcgl-fcurc hc gerdfc, ic dflr cmtcmh hu `rult. Li tlrc eussltt ct tuc ic demerh

queslgcmt àut partemt. Zuls li regessc i'alsceu ct ic olic i'emepetf cm hlsemt 2


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""F gcd, b'el tu um trud, gels hls-gal dc quc d'cst perdc quc b'cm sels oldftrcgcmt rlcm."""

Ttratypc 2ics GK samt prekgetlqucs, ics rehlaiakucs mc oamt quc hcs hlekmastlds, ics lmtcrmlstcs

samt trap damsdlcmdcux, ics dflrurklcms eklsscmt evemt hc rcoicdflr ct prcmmcmt ics emeptfs paur icur

ier`lm

@iekuc 0;4 2 Sm lmtcrmc, um emcstfslstc, um dflrurklcm ct um emeragapetfaiaklstc vamt ie dfessc.

Sm kraupc h'alsceux pessc. I'lmtcrmc vlsc, fsltc, tcrklvcrsc, rckerhc scs ilvrcs, hcgemhc um evls, mc

trauvc pius sam ousli .... I'emcstfslstc rcdammelt i'alsceu, d'cst um geic, ie pcrlahc hc dfessc cst

auvcrtc, peuic, vlsc, tlrc ct eèt i'alsceu. Ic dflrurklcm rckerhc, sart umc gltreliicusc ct tlrc taut

ve, puls sc taurmc vcrs i'emepetf2 "ve dfcrdfcr ct hls-gal dc quc d'cst !"

Ttratypc 2ics tuhlemts cm ghcdlmc samt trap a`lssemts ct stuhlcux, ics emcstfslstcs samt

prekgetlqucs, ics dflrurklcms eklsscmt evemt hc rcoicdflr ct prcmmcmt ics emeptfs paur icur ier`lm

@iekuc 0;3 2"@ambaur Hadtcur

@ambaur Ggc V., ef ! b'el rcu vas rsuitets ct b'el umc àmmc ct umc geuvelsc mauvciic

... Uual Hadtcur !!!

Ie prcglrc cst quc vaus evcz um demdcr eu sclm

...

Ie scdamhc cst quc vaus evcz umc geiehlc h'Eizfclgcr

Auo! Hadtcur, b'el cu pcur quc vaus g'emmamdlcz quc b'evels um demdcr

..."

Ttratypc 2 Zes hc stratypcs

@iekuc 0;? 2"Sm bcumc lmtcrmc cm remlgetlam paur ie prcglrc oals damoramt um hds eiars quli

cst hc kerhc hc mult sc valt hcm iaìlketlam hemmamdcr ipausc hu petlcmt dcttc oumcstc

mauvciic,

Iars hc ieppci tipfamlquc li s cg`rauliic um pcu 2

Eii gehegc vcuvc Hupamh 1

Bc suls `lcm gehegc Hupamh gels bc mc suls pes vcuvc..

Ctcs vaus prtc ic perlcr 1.."

Ttratypc 2Dymlsgc ct daggumldetlam geiehraltc

@iekuc 060 2"D'cst um lteilcm hems ie seiic h'ettcmtc hc ie getcrmlt . Ic ghcdlm sart ct iul hlt2

oildltetlams 2 vaus evcz hcs qulmtupis.

= I'lteilcm trs olrcgcmt rpamh2 D'cst quc vaycz vaus..b'el umc cspdc hc demam... Ic ghcdlm

damdiut2 Cf `lcm, li oeuhrelt pcut-trc pcmscr ic mcttaycr perdc quc ics ``s samt taus malrs."


@iekuc 064 2"qu'cst dc quc 0 emcstfslstcs qul sc scrrcmt ie gelm 1-= umc symepsc


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qu'cst dc qu'um emcstfcslstc ct um dflrurklcm qul sc scrrcmt ie gelm 1

-= umc symepsc mcura-gusduielrc"

Ttratypc 2ics dflrurklcms mc samt quc gemucis

@iekuc 063 2"0 ghcdlms sc rcmdamtrcmt. Ic 5cr hcgemhc 2 ""daggcmt e ve 1"".

I'eutrc rpamh 2 ""@lcm, ct gal 1"""

Ttratypc 2Xrap hlmtcrprctetlam passlìc1

@iekuc 06; 2 Hems um lggcuìc samt lmsteiis hcux psydfletrcs qul sc dralscmt taus ics getlms hems

i'esdcmscur. Ar sl ic prcglcr e i'elr taubaurs cm oargc `ramz, `lcm vtu, partemt sed hc kaioc au hc

tcmmls, ic scdamh e um perhcssus ilg, umc vcliic scrvlcttc, ics amkics ramks, ic dfcvcu rerc, ic oedls

peic ct hauiaurcux Dc hcrmlcr, m'y tcmemt pius olmlt um baur per hcgemhcr i'eutrc 2

Gels daggcmt sc oelt-li dfcr Damorrc, qu'eiars quc maus cxcrams ie ggc spdleilt, vaus evcz

taubaurs i'elr cm olrgc, `ramz, lcm vtu, partemt sed hc kaioc au hc tcmmls eiars quc gal, b'el um

perhcssus ilg, umc vcliic scrvlcttc, ics amkics ramks, ic dfcvcu rerc, ic oedls peic ct hauiaurcux 1

- (cmicvemt um àudfam hc sam arcliic) Zerham 1

Ttratypc 2 Zaur sc pratkcr ics psydfletrcs mc halvcmt pes dautcr icurs petlcmts

@iekuc 06< 2 Smc hegc ve dfcz ic ghcdlm, ciic iul hlt2 " hadtcur, b'el um praìgc2 e dfequc oals

quc bc hls e`redehe`re, taut ic gamhc hlsperelt... Hadtcur1 Hadtcur1.."


@iekuc 0


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um pcu praddup, hcgemhc ie hegc s'li telt maurrl eu sclm au eu `l`cram.

- ""Eu sclm ..."" rpamh-ciic.

- "" Fc `lcm, hsfe`liicz-vaus busqu' ie teliic !"" iul hlt-li.

Ciic s'cgprcssc hc ic oelrc. Zuls, li iul plmdc ics gegciams, ics

prcssc, ics peipc ct iul orattc ics sclms hems taus ics scms hems ic dehrc h'um

cxegcm trs glmutlcux.

Cm iul hcgemhemt hc sc r'fe`liicr, li iul hlt 2

- "" Zes surprcmemt quc ic `` elc um palhs sl oel`ic. _aus m'evcz

pes hc ielt !""

- "" Bc sels, hlt-ciic, bc suls ie kremh-grc, gels bc suls quemh ggc damtcmtc h'trc

vcmuc !"""

Ttratypc 2 Eddcs ilmtlglt, Gemquc hc prekgetlsgc

@iekuc 0


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-Ie oredturc cst hpiedc, bc hals iapcrcr.

-Xrs `lcm, rcprcmams hcpuls ic h`ut, a cst dcttc oredturc 1

-Ie oredturc cst eux urkcmdcs, bc hals iapcrcr

-Dcst pes dc quc bc vauiels hlrc. E qul cst dcttc oredturc1

-@ef,, um as. Sm ogur.

-Ct e qul eppertlcmt dc ogur 111

-Ef. Ic ogur, dcst umc ocggc hc


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-. Tl tu tc desscs ie gelm, bc paurrel tapcrcr sl tu vcux

fttp2//www.yautu`c.dag/wetdf1v7q:T3CM;-PtL

_aus sevcz quc ics emcstfslstcs remlgetcurs ct ics dflrurklcms samt cm oamdtlam hcs dlrdamstemdcs

ics gcliicurs egls ct cmmcgls hu gamhc."

Ttratypc 2 ics dflrurklcms samt hcs tctcs `ruis ct mc sc damdcmtrcmt quc sur icur spdleilt ct samt

prtcmtlcux

@iekuc 4:4 2"Sm faggc e taubaurs oralh, li sc rcmh hamd dfcz sam gchcdlm.

dciul dl oelt gauit cxegcms ct damdiut ""gamslcur, li oeut vaus aprcr, vaus evcz i'sapfekc tarhu""

i'apretlam e ilcu

ic ghcdlm ic rcvalt paur damdiurc 2 ""eiars, daggcmt de ve1""

""ef aul de ve glcux, bc m'el pius begels oralh gelmtcmemt quc b'el i'sapfekc dcmtrei"""

Ttratypc 2Gchcdlm prctcxtc

@iekuc 4:3 2"um apfteiga ve eu rcsta evcd se daplmc

""tu vals dcttc oicur1"" (li prscmtc umc `ciic rasc 4: dg hcs ycux hc ie `ciic)

""aul"" rcpamh ciic cm dilkmemt hcs ycux, s'ettcmhemt ie hcdieretlam qul ve sulvrc

""ct ie1"" (li e rcdui ie oicur 5g)"

Ttratypc 2 Hcoargetlam praocsslammciic

@iekuc 4:? 2"um derhlaiakuc cxeglmc um gamslcur cm prcscmdc hc sam cpausc

li daggcmtc ""ef! de drpltc, de drpltc""

ciic2 ""ef de! li cm e tbs cu umc sedrc"""

Ttratypc 2 Zes hc stratypcs

@iekuc 4:;-455 2"hc bcumcs lmolrglrcs sc redamtcmt eu scio ie salrc hc olm hc scgcstrc wccn cmh

prdhemt qul s'telt tcrglmc oart terh (au tt ic icmhcgelm)

"" gal "" hlt ie 5crc ,"" bc suls tag`c sur um artfaphlstc 2 li g'e glsc hems tautcs ics pasltlams

passl`ics ct lmlgeklme`ics""

Ie hcuxlgc cmdfelmc ""gal , d'telt um vesduielrc 2 li g'e prlsc ,rcprlsc ct rc rcprlsc tautc ie mult""

ie tralslgc sauplrc ""ct gal , d'telt um emcstfslstc2 b'el rlcm scmtl""

Ttratypc 2 ics vesduielrcs oamt icur treveli cm piuslcurs oals, prcstlkc hu dflrurklcm (per reppart

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@iekuc 4:< 2"Hems umc dilmlquc, um ghcdlm oelt se taurmc hcs dfeg`rcs, quemh li tag`c sur um

typc cm trelm hc sc gestur`cr vlaicggcmt. Dfaquc, li lmtcrpciic um lmolrglcr ct iul hcgemhc dc qul sc

pessc. I'lmolrglcr iul rpamh 2

- Dc gamslcur sauoorc h'umc geiehlc esscz rerc, qul addeslammc umc surprahudtlam hc spcrgc hems

ics tcstlduics. Tl dc gamslcur mc sc gestur`c pes tautcs ics hcux fcurcs, scs tcstlduics pcuvcmtcxpiascr ct li pcut gaurlr hems h'etradcs sauooremdcs... Ic ghcdlm cst tamm, gels damtlmuc se

taurmc ct hcux dfeg`rcs pius ialm, valie umc lmolrglrc cm trelm hc sudcr um petlcmt daggc sl se vlc

cm hpcmhelt ! Li reppciic i'lmolrglcr ct iul hcgemhc 2

- Ct de, d'cst qual 1

- Ie ggc dfasc, gels iul, li e umc cxdciicmtc gutuciic..."

Ttratypc 2 Ghcdlmc hcux vltcsscs (erkcmt)

@iekuc 454 2"d'cst i'flstalrc hc 0 oliics qul vamt ie otc hc i'lmtcrmet evcd i'lmtcmtlam hcr s'cm oelrc um

dfedumc gels cm sc pragcttemt hc taut sc redamtcr ic icmhcgelm2

Ic icmhcgelm eu deo2

""d'telt `lcm1

-pes tcrrlìc..., bc pcmsc quc d'telt um emcstfslstc.

-Zaurqual1

-b'el rlcm scmtl ct eu àut hc 3 glmutcs bc hargels... ct tal1

-cm y roidflssemt, bc pcmsc quc d'telt um dflrurklcm2

li e gls 5/0 fcurc sc prpercr, e e hur 3 gm ct li telt ic scui trauvcr quc e s'telt trs `lcm

pess...."

Ttratypc 2ics emcstfslstcs mc scrvcmt qu' cmharglr ics kcms, samt geuvels eu ilt / ics dflrurklcms

samt prtcmtlcux

@iekuc 453 2 Daggcmt rcdammelt-am qu'um lmtcrmc cst cm dflrurklc derhlequc hems umc salrc 1

Li vlcmt vaus ic hlrc

Ttratypc 2Ics dflrurklcms derhlequcs samt prtcmtlcux

@iekuc 404 2""_aus pcmscz eiieltcr 1

- Af aul, am e ftc hc pertlr cm vedemdcs !!

- 11""

(_aus pcmscz i't 1!!)"


@iekuc 408 2 Uuci cst ic dagìc h'um pradtaiakuc2

qu'li salt edragkeic!

Ttratypc 2Eddcs ilmtlglt hcs ghcdlms


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@iekuc 44? 2"- Hadtcur, bc vaus egmc gam gerl cm damsuitetlam perdc dc qu'li sc prcmh paur um

rorlkretcur.

- Ef, Gehegc, bc drelms quc vaus mc oesslcz crrcur. Bc mc suls pes psydfletrc, bc suls API.

- Bc sels `lcm Hadtcur. Gels dc qul gc hremkc, ct dc paur qual b'eurels `csalm hc vatrc elhc, e m'cstpes qu'li sc prcmmc paur um orlka. D'cst qu'li hart ie àudfc auvcrtc.

- Ef 1

- @cm aul, dcttc pctltc iuglrc qul rcstc eiiugc, e g'cgpdfc hc harglr !"

Ttratypc 2 Gchcdlm prctcxtc

@iekuc44; 2"Damdcptlam remlgetcur dflrurkldei vcrsus Pemlgetcur gchldei

""Sm petlcmt errlvc ..gei..trs gei...tet hc dfad..gebcur..dyemasc...ptdflcs...

Ics remlgetcurs ghldeux sc pcmdfcmt sur ic subct..roidflsscmt...oamt umc `lìla `tam pertlr hc

taus ics sygptgcs prscmts per ic petlcmt..Xaut ic gamhc s'y gct hems ic scrvldc hc i'cxtcrmc eu

dfco hc scrvldc..Ie iatcrlc h'cxegcms mdcsselrcs eu hlekmastld pert hems ics ieàs perlslcms...Ics

ghcdlms olmlsscmt per hlrc2 \aupl am e trauv..Lis cm lmoargcmt ie oegliic...Zetfailaklc rerc..ic geiehc

gcurt...

Ggc geiehc..Li errlvc eux partcs hcs urkcmdcs ct cst prls cm dferkc per i'qulpc hcs emcstfcslstcs

remlgetcurs dflrurkldeux..Hcvemt i'tet hc dfad am pcrousc..am gct um pcu hc sudrc, um pcu hcsci..um pcu hc palvrc..Am daurt pertaut, am mc hart pes, am àlt hu deo tautc ie mult..cm survcliiemt ie

XE..am rcgpilt am rcgpilt..Am valt ie oegliic2 "" ào ào am mc selt pes dc quc d'cst...am mc selt

vrelgcmt pes dc qu'li e cu...gels am vaus ressurc..li ve `ceudaup glcux...Li ve pauvalr sartlr!!!""

Ttratypc 2ics rcemlgetcurs gchldeux slmtcrcssc ie geihlc ct mam eux geiehcs, ics rcemlgetcurs

dflrurkldeux samt prekgetlqucs ct slmtcrcsscmt eux petlcmts

@iekuc 43; 2Holmltlam hc i'emcstfslc 2 "hcs petlcmts pes taut oelt cmhargls survcliis per hcs

ghcdlms pes taut oelt rvcliis"

Ttratypc 2ics emcstfslstcs samt oelmemts ct lmcooldedcs

@iekuc 436 2"Xu pcux gcttrc ie rehla1


@iekuc 43< 2 d cst um semkilcr qul rcmdamtrc um dadfam....ct li iul hcgemhc "e ve te dflgla1"....



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@iekuc 4?: 2Ics ghcdlms samt eux dfcrdfcurs dc quc ics gdemldlcms samt eux lmkmlcurs

eutaga`lics.

Ttratypc 2 Ics gchcdlms halvcmt eppilqucmt ics pratadaic hc rcdfcrdfc sems rcoicdflr

@iekuc 4?? 2"Sm prtrc sc rcmh dfcz sam ghcdlm kmreilstc.

"" - Hadtcur, b'el umc cxdralssemdc sur ic kiemh hcpuls flcr . Bc suls lmqulct.

- hsfe`liicz vaus, maus eiiams rckerhcr e. ""

Ic prtrc sc hsfe`liic ct s'eiiamkc sur ie te`ic h'cxegcm.

Ic ghcdlm s'eppradfc, ct cm quciqucs scdamhcs sc rcivc cm pricvemt i'cxdralssemdc.

- qu'cst dc quc b'el hadtcur1 D'cst krevc,

- Mam, d'cst bustc umc hcmt hc ielt..."

Ttratypc 2 Ghcdlm prtcxtc

@iekuc 4?6-8:?-800 2"D'cst um kymda rkuilcr, um kymda hc rcmag, um dflr cstftlquc, ct um dflr

artfa, qul samt hems umc pldc derrc, dfedum hems um dalm ct eu glilcu sc trauvc um `liict hc 3::

curas2 icquci hc dcs ghcdlms ic prcmh cm prcglcr1

ic kymda rkuilcr, der ic kymda hc rcmag ct ic dflr cstftlquc sc hpiedc pes paur galms hc 53::

curas, ct ic dflr artfa m'e taubaurs pes dagprls dc qu'li oeiielt oelrc.

Ttratypc 2ics kymdaiakucs samt vmeux, ics dflrurklcms cstftlqucs samt vmeux, ics artfaphlstcs

samt lhlats.

@iekuc 4?< 2"Zaurqual ics Emcstfslstcs treveliicmt-lis essls 1

Der lis mc pcuvcmt pes treveliicr daudfs."

Ttratypc 2Ics emcstfslstcs samt oelmemts

@iekuc 4;: 2" Smc scdrtelrc cst errtc 0: baurs paur umc eppcmhldltc elku.

Smc hc scs daiikucs ve ie valr i'fpltei paur prcmhrc ct iul hammcr hcs mauvciics.

-Daggcmt e ve eu `urceu hcgemhc matrc geiehc.

-@ef, taut ic gamhc y gct um pcu hu slcm paur tc rcgpiedcr 2 Tyivlc oelt ic deo, Egilc ilt tcs

gekezlmcs ct Gamlquc daudfc evcd ic petram!

Ttratypc 2ics ghcdlms daudfcmt evcd icur scdrtelrc

@iekuc 4;0 2"Smc hegc trs gdamtcmtc rctaurmc dfcz sam dflrurklcm cstftlquc qul i'e aprc 2

Hadtcur ! Bc vaus evels hcgemh hcs sclms cm palrcs... pes cm dagpatcs !"

Ttratypc 2 ics piestlqucs samt lmdagptcmts


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@iekuc 4;4 2"Dcs prapas samt ettrl`us Iauls Zestcur, qul m'telt pes ghcdlm.

""Tevcz-vaus"" hlselt-li, ""sevcz-vaus qul cst ic gcliicur ghcdlm eu gamhc 1""

""Cf `lcm, d'cst ie Meturc !"" prdlselt-li.

""Mam scuicgcmt ciic kurlt h'ciic-ggc `ceudaup hc dfascs, gels cm pius ... , ciic mc hlt begels hc

gei hc scs damorrcs."""

Ttratypc 2Ics ghcdlms samt ghlsemts cmvcrs icurs damorrcs ct mc samt pes lmhlspcmse`ic ie

kurlsam

@iekuc 4;?-8


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@iekuc 468 2"paurqual umc kremhc gebarlt hc ocggcs ettclmtcs hc surhlt dfalslt-ciic um

kymdaiakuc daggc ghcdlm treltemt 1

Ppamsc 7 paur scs dagptcmdcs ilrc sur ics ivrcs !"

Ttratypc 2Edds ilmtlglt hcs kymcda

@iekuc 46? 2"Uu'cst-dc-qul cst ic pius hur gemkcr hems um ikugc 1

Ic oeutculi rauiemt.


@iekuc 46;-834 2"Zaurqual ics emcstf' scmtcmt-lis geuvels hcs gelms1

Zerdc qu'lis samt taubaurs daggc e 2 (ct ie am glgc ic kers evcd ics `res dralss, ics gelms saus ics

elssciics)"

Ttratypc 2Ics emcstfslstcs samt peycr mc rlcm oelrc

@iekuc 46


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@iekuc 4


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Ic Fahbe sc hlt quc ie ghcdlmc telt piutt slgpic ct qu'li pauvelt i'cxcrdcr sam taur. Li sc hdiere

ghcdlm ct, hs ic icmhcgelm, eiie vlsltcr sam prcglcr petlcmt. Li cmtre, rckerhe saus ic ilt ct mc vlt quc

ics vlcliics èàudfcs hu geiehc 2

"" Xam des cst slgpic, iul hlt, li, mc gemkc pius eutemt hc èàudfcs, àls umc tlsemc evemt hc harglr

ct hcgelm tu scres taut oelt kurl."

Ttratypc 2 Ie ghcdlmc mcst pes eussl slgpic quli my perelt

@iekuc 80?-80;-80< 2 daggcmt rcdammet-am ics kymdaiakucs um damkrs 1

dc samt ics scui partcr icurs gamtrcs sur ic `res...

Ttratypc 2 edds ilmtlglt hcs kymdaiakucs

@iekuc 845 2"Daggcmt oelt um dflrurklcm paur aprcr sems emcstfslc1Li gct hcs àuics qulcs!"

Ttratypc 2 ics dflrurklcms mcmtcmhcmt pes ie sauooremdc hu petlcmt

@iekuc 848 2Sm dflrurklcm hc DGO/piestlc 2 ic dflrurklcm ilpa-esplrc, ie dflrurklcmmc ilpa-sudc.


@iekuc 84; 2"Daggcmt rcdammet-am um API hems i'esdcmscur 1

E sam partc di ( umc margc arcliic cm piestlquc ), ic pius gerremt d'telt ic damtcxtc 2 oelt um Zr.

h'API hems i'esdcmscur"


@iekuc 846 2"ic gcdema qul rcperc ie gata h'um dflrurklcm derhlequc cm iul hlsemt 2

"" vaus ct gal am oelt ic ggc gtlcr, taut cst qucstlam hc tuyeutcrlc ct hc dlrduietlam hc oiulhcs "",

ic dflrurklcm hc iul rpamhrc 2"" cf `lcm hems dc des, rpercz hamd ge gata ic gatcur eiiug """

Ttratypc 2 Dagptcmdc hu ghcdlm, ics dflr derhlequcs samt prtcmtlcux

@iekuc 888 2"hcux geglcs àlvcmt ic tfc hems umc ptlsscrlc

ie prcglrc hlt e i'eutrc 2 quemh b'eiiels valr gam ghcdlm iarsquc b'tels bcumc li gc oelselt hsfe`liicr

cmtlrcgcmt e dfequc oals. Eubaurhful li gc hcgemhc h'auvrlr ie àudfc ct hc tlrcr ie iemkuc ...

ct se daplmc hc iul rpamhrc 2 d'cst oau dc quc ie ghcdlmc e oelt daggc prakrs"

Ttratypc 2 ics ghcdlms samt seiedcs


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@iekuc 883 2"Smc ocggc sc pielmt dfcz sam ghcdlm quc sam gerl mc i'e pius taudfc hcpuls pius

h'um em.

Ic ghcdlm iul hcgemhc hc rcvcmlr i'eprs glhl cm damsuitetlam evcd sam gerl.

I'eprs glhl ic ghcdlm hcgemhc ie hegc hc sc hsfe`liicr cmtlrcgcmt ct hc s'eiiamkcr sur ic ilt

h'cxegcm puls li èlssc sam pemteiam ct famarc' replhcgcmt ie petlcmtc puls sc taurmc vcrs ic gerl cm

iul hlsemt 2 dfcr gamslcur, vatrc pausc e `csalm hc dcie eu galms hcux oals per scgelmc ct ic gerl hc

iul rpamhrc 2 hals-bc i'eddagpekmcr dfequc oals 1"

Ttratypc 2 E`mketlam hu ghcdlm, edds ilmtlglt

@iekuc 88? 2"H'umc iamkuc ilkmc oeglileic hc ghcdlms fasplteia-umlvcrsltelrcs2

- ic kremh-prc 2 um elkic

- ic prc2 um oeudam

- iul, um vrel dam"

Ttratypc 2 ics umlvcrsltelrcs samt eg`ltlcux ct phemts

@iekuc838 2 Ics kymdaiakucs samt daggc ics fugarlstcs2 lis treveliicmt i au h'eutrcs s'eguscmt.

Ttratypc 2 edds ilmtlglt

@iekuc 836 2"Sm krletrc ettcmh cm damsuitetlam sam pradfelm petlcmt evcd sam lmolrglrc. Li iul hlt 2

bc mc sels pes daggcmt tucr ic tcgps.

i'lmolrglrc rpamh 2 _aus m'cm evcz pes esscz evcd vas geiehcs 1"

Ttratypc 2 ics krletrcs samt rcspamseìcs hc ie gart hc mag`rcux petlcmts

@iekuc 8?: 2"Uuc oelt um psydfletrc quemh sam petlcmt cst e`scmt sam PH_ 1

Li daggcmdc sems iul."

Ttratypc 2 ics psydfletrcs mc dcmtrcmt pes ie damsuitetlam sur icurs petlcmts

@iekuc 8?? 2"Hcrmlcr treltcgcmt ie gahc hcs pepls hegùietcurs madturmcs hems ics dcmtrcs hc

Krletrlc 2

= Ttlimax paur ielsscr tremquliic i'qulpc hc mult

= ct _lekre paur icur vltcr hc rauicr cm hcfars hu ilt."

Ttratypc 2prcsdrlptlam hems ilmtrt hc iqulpc ct mam hu petlcmt

@iekuc 8?; 2 Tl um àm dflrurklcm grltc um àm emcstfslstc . . .

Sm geuvels dflrurklcm e `csalm h'um àm emcstfslstc ."

Ttratypc 2 ics emcstfslstcs halvcmt trc dagptcmts


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@iekuc 8?6 2"Xu vcut apcrcr sur um petlcmt qul mc `aukc pes , qul mc selkmc pes , qul mc rcsplrc pes 1

Oelt hamd hc ie ghcdlmc ikeic .

Cm pius tu mc scre pes paursulvl ."

Ttratypc 2 ics ghcdlms iklstcs mc scg`tcmt pesevcd ie reilt hu petlcmt

@iekuc 8?< 2"Gamslcur, hlt i'lmtcrmc sam petram iars hc ie vlsltc hu getlm,

ic slguietcur cst gart dcttc mult ."

Ttratypc 2ics petrams mc rcgcttcmt pes cm deusc icur bukcgcmt ghldei

@iekuc 8;: 2"Dlrduielrc hloousc hems ics faplteux hcs ergcs 2

Xrap hc tfcrgagtrcs eyemt t desss ,

am mc prcmhre pius ie tcgpreturc qu'eux geiehcs o`rlics ."

Ttratypc 2 Gchcdlm prctcxtc

@iekuc 8;52"Egrldemlsgc 2 Xfc tfrcc `cst hadtars

Hadtar Pcst, Hadtar Hlct, Hadtar Uulct."


@iekuc 8;4 2"Zaur dfemkcr umc egpauic . . .Ic dflrurklcm selslt ic `ui`c ct ettcmh quc ie tcrrc taurmc eutaur hc iul .

I'emcstfslstc ettcmh quc ie iuglrc rcvlcmmc paur pauvalr lmtcrvcmlr."

Ttratypc 2 ics dflrurklcms samt prtcmtlcux, ct ics emcstfslstcs samt oelmemts

@iekuc 8;8 2"Ie hloorcmdc cmtrc um artfaphlstc ct um dferpcmtlcr 1

Ic dferpcmtlcr dammelt eu galms trals emtl`latlqucs.

Ttratypc 2 ics artfaphlstcs amt galms hc dammelssemdcs ghldeics quum dferpcmtlcr

@iekuc 8;< 2"Eprs umc mult evcd se daplmc, ic keram hcgemhc sam ghcdlm 2 Hadtcur, ic diltarls

dcst hcvemt au dcst hcrrlrc 1 Dcst hcvemt, rpamh ic hadtcur.

-- Af putelm ! Bel h sudcr hcs fgarrahcs pcmhemt tautc ie mult"


@iekuc 86: 2"- Gal, tautc muc 1 hadtcur, d'cst quc, bc, ... bc mc gc suls begels glsc muc hcvemt um

faggc.

ie bcumc ocggc rauklt, tautc glkmammc !-@am, rpamh ic hadtcur, o `lcm quc bc vaus cxeglmc ! sl dcie vaus kmc, btclms ie iuglrc.


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Dc qul out oelt, ie bcumc ocggc sc hsfe`liic, puls hcgemhc 2

- Au cst-dc quc bc gcts gcs vtcgcmts, Hadtcur 1

- I, sur ic oeutculi, dt hcs glcms..."

Ttratypc 2 Ics ghcdlms samt seiedcs

@iekuc 865 2"Sm ghcdlm prcmh ic pauis hc sam petlcmt2

- vaus tcs cm peroeltc semt, vatrc pauis cst eussl rkuilcr qu'um gauvcgcmt h'fariakcrlc! -D'cst

margei, rpamh ic petlcmt, vaus evcz ic halkt sur ge gamtrc!"

Ttratypc 2 ghcdlm lmdagptcmt

@iekuc 868 2"Uul e lmvcmt ie vcmtlietlam mam-lmveslvc 1

Ics remlgetcurs ghldeux qul mc sevcmt pes lmtu`cr."

Ttratypc 2ics remlgetcurs ghldeux samt lmdagptcmts

@iekuc 863 2"Uuciic cst ie hloorcmdc cmtrc um emcstfslstc ct um remlgetcur 1

Sm remlgetcur selt oelrc hc i'emcstfslc."

Ttratypc 2ics emcstfslstcs samt lmdagptcmts

@iekuc 866 2"Sm daupic eprs hc mag`rcuscs tcmtetlvcs paur treltcr icur strlilt sc hdlhc eiicr

damsuitcr um kremh spdleilstc Egrldelm hc rputetlam lmtcrmetlameic ct hamt am icur e hlt ic pius

kremh `lcm.Eprs um lmtcrraketalrc trs htelii ic kremh petram icur hcgemhc hc oelrc i'egaur, der li halt ics

a`scrvcr. Xrs km ic daupic olmlt per s'cxdutcr der lis saufeltcmt pius quc taut kurlr.

Eu `aut hc hcux glmutcs ic spdleilstc ics errtc, prcmh umc arhammemdc sur iequciic li gerquc um

mag ct ics reddagpekmc, eprs pelcgcmt h'famarelrcs ie feutcur hc se rputetlam !!

Hc rctaur Iliic ic daupic sc prdlpltc ie pfergedlc, prscmtc i'arhammemdc ct hcgemhc ic

ghldegcmt mat, hu XP\XFCAXFCPFAIC.

Turprlsc hu pfergedlcm qul mc dammelt pes dc ghldegcmt, roidflt 0 glmutcs puls icur hlt 2

- Ef b'el dagprls, dc m'cst pes um mag hc ghldegcmt, d'cst hc i'emkiels 2 ""Xry tfc atfcr faic"",

""Csseycz i'eutrc trau"""

Ttratypc 2tautc pulssemdc ghldeic

@iekuc 8


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""Plcm hc mauvceu, damtlmucz prcmhrc ic ggc treltcgcmt"""

Ttratypc 2 ics praocsscurs samt vmeux, ics ghcdlms pcuvcmt trcs smlics ct cxcrdcr cm tautc

matarlt/ ics ghcdlms samt pius russ quc icur petlcmts

@iekuc 8


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@iekuc 3:: 2"daggcmt eppciic-t-am ic kymdaiakuc cm Zaiymslc 2

Xeatc te duiattc ( teatc vcut hlrc hadtcur, ilttreicgcmt dciul qul e ic sevalr)


@iekuc 3:0 2 Uu'cst-dc qu'um sdleiytlquc 1 Smc iucur h'lmtciilkcmdc hems um `iad apretalrc.

Ttratypc 2 ics emcstfslstcs ct ics dflrurklcms samt lhlats

@iekuc 3:; 2 Smc paggc per baur ialkmc hu ghcdlm... damhltlam hc `lcm vls!

Ttratypc 2 ics ghcdlms samt letrakmcs

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