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Ducks, Poop, & YouAn in-depth experiment on how bread
affects the feces of a duck.
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How does the amount of bread in a Duck’s diet affect the quantity of poop it excretes?
One might expect that a park manager’s worst nightmare is cleaning and maintaining the
field, but such an expectation would be a mistake. When it comes to ponds and lakes, park
managers begin to resent ducks or any other type of bird that lack sphincters. While duck’s may be
adorable animals, because they do not have a sphincter, if they have to release their excrement, it
is beyond their control and they will do it right away. Most hazards related to animal feces are
specifically related to the inhalation and physical contact of the contaminated materials. (Animal
Feces Removal) The extra bread and remains in the pond may also negatively affect the chemical
balance of the water. The chemical composition of feces is called skatol and it is either Methyl indol
(C9H9N) or Methylindol Udskriv artiklen. (Poonurse) The excess of bread in a duck’s feces makes it
more acidic causing irritability for the ducks intestine and gastrointestinal tract. This damage can
significantly diminish not just the ducks life but also other animals and critters living in the same
body of water. Most fish require water with the correct acid-alkaline balance. (Alkaline Water)
When the pH of the body gets out of balance (too acidic), the animals may experience low energy,
fatigue, excess weight, poor digestion, aches and pains, and even more serious disorders. The
purpose of this experiment is to see to what extent feeding ducks bread exacerbates the problem
and it will answer the question of how does the amount of bread in a Duck’s diet affect s the
quantity of poop it excretes.
To test this hypothesis, we need to collect a diverse group of ducks from different
ponds/lakes around the world. We will collect around 10 ducks per species we gather and these
species will include: Mallard (from America, Europe, Asia, New Zealand, and Australia), Pekin (from
China), Redhead (from Western North-America), Mexican Mallard (from Mexico), and Wood Duck
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(from North America). There are a few variables at stake here. There is obviously the species of the
duck because ducks vary with their response to the food they eat. There is also the type of bread
that is ingested. Because the bread fed to a duck tends to be conventional bread found in a
household, I will use wheat bread, sweet bread, and corn bread.
With these five species of Ducks, three different kinds of bread, and three different amounts
of food (control, 50/50, only bread), we are left with 45 different permutations of testing. Like every
proper experiment, a control is needed. The control in this experiment will just be the duck eating
normal waterfowl that is found in the lake/pond. Then we need a hybrid between the waterfowl
and bread, so half of the ducks diet will be waterfowl and the other half will be bread. The last
amount of food in the ducks diet will be solely comprised of bread. The experiment will last 2-4
weeks so we can accurately observe if the bread is causing a significant difference. Every few days
we will take the pH level of the water to test the change of acidity of the water. If there is an
increase in the pH level or the ducks produce more excrement, then my hypothesis would be
supported.
The results of this study can influence the decisions of park managers to ban or allow
feeding bread (or other food) to the ducks, thus potentially saving hundreds of millions of dollars in
either janitorial costs (if bread causes more excrement) or signage/enforcement costs (if it does not
cause more excrement). Bread is not part of a ducks natural diet. While they are a good source of
carbohydrates, they offer little other nutritional value for ducks, waterfowl and other birds. In fact,
bread is the equivalent to junk food for the birds and too much bread can lead to excessive weight
and malnutrition as well as many other problems. The excess in weight makes it much more difficult
for ducks to fly. Thus it seems that Ducks are constantly weighed down by shit.
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References:
"Alkaline Water." Alkaline. N.p., n.d. Web. 10 Oct 2010. <http://www.alkaline.org/alkaline_water.htm>
"Animal Feces Removal." Advanced Wildlife Control LLC . N.p., n.d. Web. 10 Oct 2010.
<http://www.advancedwildlifecontrolllc.com/animalfeces.html>
Poonurse, . "Chemical Composition of Poop." Poop Report . N.p., 13 FEB 2004. Web. 10 Oct 2010.
<http://www.poopreport.com/Doctor/Knowledgebase/chemicalcomposition.html>.