Pet Satanique

Mahomet, le Prophète de l'islam, avait des vues très inhabituelles à propos de Satan. Par exemple...

Urine Satanique

Mahomet pensait que Satan urinait dans les oreilles des gens !!!

Boukhari 1093 البخارى صحيح

قام ما أصبح حتى نائما زال ما فقيل رجل وسلم عليه الله صلى النبي عند ذكرالصالة أذنه إلى في الشيطان بال فقال

http://hadith.al-islam.com/Page.aspx?pageid=192&BookID=24&TOCID=737

Bukhari :: Book 2 :: Volume 21 :: Hadith 245

Narrated 'Abdullah :A person was mentioned before the Prophet (p.b.u.h) and he was told that he had kept on sleeping till morning and had not got up for the prayer. The Prophet said, "Satan urinated in his ears."

Le Prophète a dit, "Satan a uriné dans ses oreilles."

http://www.quranexplorer.com/Hadith/English/Hadith/bukhari/002.021.245.html

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Baîllement Satanique

Mahomet pensait aussi que le baîllement vient de Satan !!!

Boukhari 5869 البخارى صحيح

فإذا التثاؤب ويكره العطاس يحب الله إن وسلم عليه الله صلى النبي عنيشمته أن سمعه مسلم كل على فحق الله فحمد هو عطس فإنما التثاؤب وأما

الشيطان الشيطان من منه ضحك ها قال فإذا استطاع ما فليرده

http://hadith.al-islam.com/Page.aspx?pageid=192&BookID=24&TOCID=3460

Bukhari :: Book 8 :: Volume 73 :: Hadith 242

Narrated Abu Huraira:The Prophet said, "Allah likes sneezing and dislikes yawning, so if someone sneezes and then praises Allah, then it is obligatory on every Muslim who heard him, to say:

May Allah be merciful to you (Yar-hamuka-l-lah). But as regards yawning, it is from Satan, so one must try one's best to stop it, if one says 'Ha' when yawning, Satan will laugh at him."

"Quand au baîllement, il est de Satan,.."

http://www.quranexplorer.com/Hadith/English/Hadith/bukhari/008.073.242.html

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Nez Satanique

Mahomet croyait que Satan entre dans le nez durant la nuit !!!

Boukhari 3121 البخارى صحيح

فتوضأ منامه من أحدكم أراه استيقظ إذا قال وسلم عليه الله صلى النبي عنثالثا خيشومه فليستنثر على يبيت الشيطان فإن

http://hadith.al-islam.com/Page.aspx?pageid=192&TOCID=2023&BookID=24&PID=3123

Bukhari :: Book 4 :: Volume 54 :: Hadith 516

Narrated Abu Huraira:The Prophet said, "If anyone of you rouses from sleep and performs the ablution, he should wash his nose by putting water in it and then blowing it out thrice, because Satan has stayed in the upper part of his nose all the night."

"Satan est resté dans la partie supérieure de son nez pendant toute la nuit."

http://www.quranexplorer.com/Hadith/English/Hadith/bukhari/004.054.516.html

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Rêve Satanique

Il croyait aussi que les mauvais rêves viennent de Satan !!!

Boukhari 3118 البخارى صحيح

الشيطان من والحلم الله من الصالحة الرؤيا وسلم عليه الله صلى النبي قالفإنها شرها من بالله وليتعوذ يساره عن فليبصق يخافه حلما أحدكم حلم فإذا

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http://hadith.al-islam.com/Page.aspx?pageid=192&TOCID=2023&BookID=24&PID=3120

Bukhari :: Book 4 :: Volume 54 :: Hadith 513

Narrated Abu Qatada:The Prophet said, "A good dream is from Allah, and a bad or evil dream is from Satan; so if anyone of you has a bad dream of which he gets afraid, he should spit on his left side and should seek Refuge with Allah from its evil, for then it will not harm him."

"Un bon rêve est d'Allah, et un mauvais rêve est de Satan…"

http://www.quranexplorer.com/Hadith/English/Hadith/bukhari/004.054.513.html

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Pet Satanique

Mahomet croyait que Satan pète bruyamment !!!

Boukhari 3111 البخارى صحيح

ضراط وله الشيطان أدبر بالصالة نودي إذا وسلم عليه الله صلى النبي قالاإلنسان بين يخطر حتى أقبل قضي فإذا أدبر بها ثوب فإذا أقبل قضي فإذا

ثالثا يدر لم فإذا أربعا أم صلى أثالثا يدري ال حتى وكذا كذا اذكر فيقول وقلبه السهو سجدتي سجد أربعا أو صلى

Bukhari :: Book 1 :: Volume 11 :: Hadith 582

Narrated Abu Huraira:Allah's Apostle said, "When the Adhan is pronounced Satan takes to his heels and passes wind with noise during his flight in order not to hear the Adhan. When the Adhan is completed he comes back and again takes to his heels when the Iqama is pronounced and after its completion he returns again till he whispers into the heart of the person (to divert his attention from his prayer) and makes him remember things which he does not recall to his mind before the prayer and that causes him to forget how much he has prayed."

"Satan s'enfuie et pète bruyamment durant sa fuite afin de ne pas entendre le Adhan (l'appel à la prière)."

http://www.quranexplorer.com/Hadith/English/Hadith/bukhari/001.011.582.html

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Si Mahomet était véritablement l'apôtre d'Allah, alors ce qu'il a enseigné vient de Dieu et doit être vrai.

Mais, si ce qu'il a ditest tellement bizarre et absurde qu'il ne peut être vrai,

alors comment pouvait-il être un apôtre d'Allah?La logique est incontournable.

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MUSULMANS, baissez la tête.Le monde a lu vos livres et votre histoire,

les contes de fées et les mensongesn'ont plus leur place

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